Max Portnoy

vengeance is mine.

you are all ants and I am your destroyer

ha ha

[Max Portnoy @MaxPortnoy_]

My life goal is to become famous enough to be made fun of on @SouthPark

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Ball lang chur

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I’ve never eaten a taki and I never will

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What an irritating thing babies are

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Todd Schlopy

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What would happen if you clockwork oranged a shark?

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WHOA: @codeorangetoth's new drummer is @tallah__'s @MaxPortnoy_

https://t.co/J2lnlc2bPR

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I'm not a cow... I'm a pickle

[𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚑 @tallah__]

Surprise! Look who came all the way out to Pittsburgh to play with us! @MaxPortnoy_

Last night was the first full line-up Tallah live show since January 2020, the first ever for @punk_plant & @Mewzen_!

Thank you Pittsburgh for going wild for us! We continue in Cleveland next!

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Why tf you guys been hiding Primus from me all these years?

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@solefty That's a good one

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Bass: Les Claypool
Drums: Danny Carey
Guitar: Tom Morello
Vocals: Serj Tankian

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Bird law in this country is not governed by reason

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Hogan's Castle

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War horns are badass

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Stan talks through the entire movie.

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100% Real Crowtein

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woman who solely watches 10 second tik tok clips of teenagers: ladies if he watches South Park in 2021 that’s a major red flag