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Professional Figure Scooter 🛴 - Current Reigning Scottish Ocordian Champion 2004 🪗 - IBS Warrior 💩 - Runner Up of My Strange Addiction Season 8 🥈🤍

[max @maxwsmith]

The best college professor I ever did see 🤍

[gazpar @gotcIouds]

teacher: what letter comes after R in the alphabet?

my smart ass:

[𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮𝐞𝐥 ◡̈ @samuelgrants]

Circe queening out with the boys until Odysseus got there

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🐈‍⬛ @saint_witch_]

Odysseus describing his 20 years away to Penelope

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

we don’t want audience ragebait, we don’t wanna see girls on the verge of leaving, we don’t want unnecessary twists & turns.

THIS is literally what all stars should be all about!!

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

This bitch was hooting and hollaring downnn in that studio

[Alyssa Edwards @AlyssaEdwards_1]

Hi @KatyPerry, I played you on #DragRace during #SnatchGame. I want to #RuPaulogize for not serving #KatyPerryRealness. PS I’m a huge fan!

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[Fraser 🩷 @StFrazzles]

in drag race terms: Jane Don't loses lipsync to Nini Coco and goes home in 5th place

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[alu @vigilantesht]

ali during the pandemic #euphoria

[annie @_annieversary]

how the hell is @TfL allowing ads like this one?... its repugnant, imagine encouraging people to go to heathrow

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ @ca11mebiles]

jacob eldori, if anyone cares

[MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua]

so extremely happy that @COVERGIRL has their FIRST BOY as their face!!! Congrats @jcharlesbeauty ✨💄

[betty @strawbetty_]

the way he actually looks scottish

[Lessie 🪐 @YouAreMyBezoar]

Para los libros de las mejores vestidas en la historia de la gala junto con el look de Zendaya como Juana de Arco y el de Rihanna del abrigo amarillo

[Manumanito @manumanito]

Sarah Paulson usando Matieres Fecales y su iconica colección de 1%. Un look político que se burla de él 1% de la población:los ricos más ricos, que visten de couture y se ciegan por el dinero. Una Indirecta a ciertos protagonistas de la noche…👀 uno de los mejor looks
#metgala26

[. @Alnruindadepura]

*noé chamando os animais pra entrar na arca por ordem alfabetica*

a zebra sentindo a água batendo no butico:

[Rukia @Rukia1994443]

Plot twist: he was rejected because he showed up at closing time.

[daniel. 🤍 @dejavu405]

michael credits roll

the screen goes black

a woman’s laugh which is identical to michael’s is heard echoing

it stops

the room falls silent

“he’s always been a faggot”

LATOYA. 2027.