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Professional Figure Scooter 🛴 - Current Reigning Scottish Ocordian Champion 2004 🪗 - IBS Warrior 💩 - Runner Up of My Strange Addiction Season 8 🥈🤍

[max @maxwsmith]

The best college professor I ever did see 🤍

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[annie @_annieversary]

how the hell is @TfL allowing ads like this one?... its repugnant, imagine encouraging people to go to heathrow

[⎈ julia ⚓︎ 🧡💙 @ca11mebiles]

jacob eldori, if anyone cares

[MORPHINE 👻 @morphinelovemua]

so extremely happy that @COVERGIRL has their FIRST BOY as their face!!! Congrats @jcharlesbeauty ✨💄

[betty @strawbetty_]

the way he actually looks scottish

[Lessie 🪐 @YouAreMyBezoar]

Para los libros de las mejores vestidas en la historia de la gala junto con el look de Zendaya como Juana de Arco y el de Rihanna del abrigo amarillo

[Manumanito @manumanito]

Sarah Paulson usando Matieres Fecales y su iconica colección de 1%. Un look político que se burla de él 1% de la población:los ricos más ricos, que visten de couture y se ciegan por el dinero. Una Indirecta a ciertos protagonistas de la noche…👀 uno de los mejor looks
#metgala26

[vídeos sem contexto @semcontextotv]

*noé chamando os animais pra entrar na arca por ordem alfabetica*

a zebra sentindo a água batendo no butico:

[Rukia @Rukia1994443]

Plot twist: he was rejected because he showed up at closing time.

[daniel. 🤍 @dejavu405]

michael credits roll

the screen goes black

a woman’s laugh which is identical to michael’s is heard echoing

it stops

the room falls silent

“he’s always been a faggot”

LATOYA. 2027.

[beyza misses chandler @beyzanurapaydin]

Magazines lately 💘

[𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑙 @teenageheartt]

whatever is happening to magazines lately… keep it coming

[marj | petal on 7•31 @ozianwanda]

imagine your sister can rewrite reality and you’re just a fast runner…..

[culture @notgwendalupe]

we need to talk more on the fact that Dolly Parton was such a cunty addition to Hannah Montana

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicole Kidman tells Las Culturistas she has an incredibly strong sense of smell:

“When I lost it during COVID I was relieved…finally, I was free.”