Max Branning

I'm Max Branning, Founder of Pussy Patrol. Women can't resist the Maxinator. Hide your daughters & wives #youvebeenwarned ........ i hate abi. (Parody)

[Jane @Jane_BealeE20]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day 💪🍴🙌

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

@hellomeat_ @ILYAAS_XVII I don't do porno's.. And i don't do protection either, hence your birth x

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

@Jess_Codd same.

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

“@Kieran_Dhadli: That Kush from Eastenders is the new Max Branning I swear😂😂😂” Except my head isn't a 2D shape.

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

@bethatkin_ same.

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

Only just went and robbed the minimart.
Haha what a nutter i am.
Starting to feel like Ian Beale.

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

*Peggy returns*
*everyone expected to be shocked*
*peggy says 3 words for entire episode*

[Bobby Beale @_BOBBY_BEALE_]

#ThankFuckItsFriday
#LADS
@_IanBeale_ @mitchellmado @Baldy_bastard @Max_BranningE20 @_BOBBY_BEALE_
#Eastenders

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

I actually really hate my daughter Abi. all she does is eat, revise for never-ending exams, blame me for murders & shit in my pillowcase. 😠

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

@AmberFurr 😉

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

When will Shirley exit Deans bumhole? @bbceastenders

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

How is The Albert still even in business? The last time i saw customers in there was night of lucy beales death and patrick w/ orange juice.

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

Can Bobby murder Aunt Babe please??.. Like now?...

#EastEnders

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

I was only gonna leave the country to get away from Carol, but then she insists to come with me like fml this bitch.

#EastEnders

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

Bowled outside in my Hollister beanie to find the whole squad on the square making a mug of me.. And that fat cunt snitch of a daughter!

[charlie_slater @charlie_slaterE]

Only just seen @Max_BranningE20 when i was at work
@Dotty_c0tton

[Jasmine @Jasmindaa]

Lol @Max_BranningE20 escaping so easily... Reckon he's gonna reappear cracked out with a beard and beanie like Ian did... #EastEnders

[Dot cotton @Dotty_c0tton]

Whitney: that's not right. I'm being out whored by Jane #eastenders

[Free Max Branning @FreeMaxBranning]

How long will it be, until Max Branning is free?? Help get him out http://t.co/vbKp8Zk4YH

[Max Branning @Max_BranningE20]

Let's all take a moment to pray... For the lord Jesus Christ, to summon Bobby Beale into the arms of Walford Police Station to confess. Amen