Max

Artist, SAHD (Stay-At-Home-Dad) of a preemie (Crash). Tweets are about Adventures in Full-Contact Fatherhood/Die Abenteuer in Vollkontakt-Vaterschaft

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@elonmusk @DOGE Not

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

Elon Musk kann sein psychotisches Selbst ficken. Diese Plattform ist nutzlos und tot.

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@klrn @randybeamer Why was Lawrence Welk cancelled?

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@elonmusk US$45 billion of self-absorbed BULL-SHIT.

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@kairyssdal Huh?

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

'As a black woman in STEM I'm used for photo opportunities' https://t.co/eg9RP2dNZV

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@ChrisSuchanWOAI what’s the water temperature forecast in the “surf zone” (at beach 🏖) in Port Aransas next week?

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@ChrisSuchanWOAI ambient ocean water temp at Port Aransas next week? Please.

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

It’s with great sadness to hear of the passing of Shirley Gibson, mother of Ofc. Brian Gibson, who was killed in the line of duty in 1997. Mrs. Gibson became a mother to our entire department, and welcomed us into her home for holiday dinner every year. She will be deeply missed.

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@Martin_Dempsey Motherhood:
"Leadership consists of nothing but taking responsibility for everything that goes wrong and giving your subordinates credit for everything that goes well."
--Dwight D. Eisenhower, General of the Army, 16th Chief of Staff of the Army, USA, 34th President
(1890-1969)

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@Martin_Dempsey Oi! AIRBORNE!
DADS—especially ARMY PARATROOPER DADs can change diapers with the best.
My BESTEST-Girl is an ARMY-legacy, DA-Civilian, and Her Command (Major) supports The Troops and their dependents as well as Civil Servants.

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@randybeamer @delainemathieu @ChrisSuchanWOAI WTF #WOAI you cut away from the @NBCNews LIVE-Feed and then to “Judge Judy”!?!
WTF!?!

[Under Sec Army @UnderSecArmy]

I am available. What's on your mind?
#TheUnderIsListening #LeadersListen

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@randybeamer @delainemathieu @ChrisSuchanWOAI so, word us Centerpoint Energy customers saw US$400.00 charges yesterday... Trying to explain to those my house difference between CPS Energy and Centerpoint...

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@ChrisSuchanWOAI @delainemathieu @randybeamer HOW to “protect” pipes? And pool/pump?

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@LloydAustin GEN/SecDef: Respect&Honor upon your accession as The 28th United States Secretary of Defense. RESPECT & HONOR from this U.S. ARMY PARATROOPER emeritus. DRIVE ON!

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@delainemathieu WTF?

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@USNavyCNO @ARMYChiefStaff @CMC_MarneCorps COSAF: This Old Cold Warrior/US ARMY AIRBORNE paratrooper emeritus hopes y’all have a PLAN 2secure and defend The DMV, MDW/NDW & The Federal Gov’t in support of MPD, USCP, USSS et al.
Remember kids: 10 U.S.C. § 502(a) & 5 USC § 3331

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

FLASH:

10-13: OFFICER DOWN.

WOAI-TV is reporting a FIFTH DEATH—of a LEO (Law Enforcement Officer)—during yesterday’s incursion into the U.S. Capitol complex....

[Max @Max_Daddy_DC]

@ChrisSuchanWOAI were us there still snow on the ground?