MaxTheZombie

if you think your life sucks, I DIED in the Massacre at Bowling Green and @realDonaldTrump is my Dad. #AlwaysForget #NeverRemember #BowlingGreenMassacre

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

It might be time to remind people of these shirts #BowlingGreenMassacre #AlwaysForget #NeverRemember

#secondCivilWarLetters

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[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘The good news is, I’m being surveilled.’ Colin Jost said he pitched Pete Hegseth unknowingly quoting Pulp Fiction as a Bible verse in the SNL writers’ room, but it was rejected for being too ‘ridiculous.’ Then a month later, Hegseth actually did it.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.

COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?

OBAMA: It was not

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Illinois is joining the World Health Organization's Global Outbreak Alert and Response Network.

I refuse to sit by as Donald Trump undermines science and weakens our nation's ability to detect and respond to global health threats.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Never forget: @PamBondi and @FBIDirectorKash said there was nothing in the Epstein files back in March

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

This is an @kaitlancollins appreciation tweet.

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Rock Hill residents tell city leaders to do something about pot smell https://t.co/WwP8Kk6RGf

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

This topic really causes him to lash out. “Quiet, piggy” was to a female reporter who’d asked "what did Jeffrey Epstein mean in his emails when he said you 'knew about the girls?'"

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

President Trump argues the country should move on from the Epstein files and lashes out when asked about the survivors' response to the latest release from the Justice Department.

[Horror Gorillas @horrorgorillas]

Are You A Horror Movie Lover?

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[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

Hi. I'm @Max_the_Zombie, and I have a public service message for you...

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[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

Nice mugs!

[Mark Kaiser @kaisermark]

@Max_the_Zombie Got My Mugs! #AlwaysForget #NeverRemember #BowlingGreenMassacre

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

Nice shirts!

[Mark Kaiser @kaisermark]

#AlwaysForget #NeverRemember #BowlingGreenMassacre @Max_the_Zombie Got my shirt!

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

@dougBelcher Definitely the best way to make more Zombies.

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

The only way to stop a bad zombie with a gun is a good zombie with a gun.

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

#AlwaysForget
#NeverRemember

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

@realDonaldTrump Oooh! I hope I get to be the mascot!!! #TrumpCare #AlwaysForget #NeverRemember

For the record, @Max_the_Zombie supports @realDonaldTrump’s Healthcare plan because I’ve been lonely too long.

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

Now, here are two other guys that can never die…. [swoon] my heroes!!

#DeadpoolAndWolverine
#AlwaysForget
#NeverRemember
#ZombieLife

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Good to see Dopey still getting work. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hang it in the Louvre. #DeadpoolAndWolverine #LFG ❤️💛

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hugh got his nails done for this. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[MaxTheZombie @Max_the_Zombie]

To be fair, none of those “Presidents” have kids like me rising from those rainy graveyards to claim their shame…

#NeverRemember #AlwaysForget

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I prefer Presidents who don't have to cancel their speeches for fear their orange makeup will run in a little bit of rain.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy.
You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility.
You aren't part of his plan.
He is the entirety of his plan and the future will belong to him.
Not you.
You won't get a thank you or a knowing nod.
He will allow you to buy trinkets with his image and name emblazoned.
Trump is a despicable example of human kind.
Devoid of compassion.
Devoid of any respect for knowledge and education.
Trump is the fully realized Id.
He will have no guardians , no guard rails and no shame.
He cannot tell the difference between what he is and what he wants.
There is none when you analyze the situation.
He flunks Descarte's building block syllogism automatically.
He can't think so no therefore.
Ego driven rage and revenge.
If you're inclined to assist him please rethink your reasons.
#Trump