Max Bethel

Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

Office golf is back and due to a technicality… I guess I owe someone $1,020??

What the hell was that @PatMcAfeeShow?? Seems like bullshit… But retweet to enter I guess

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@rossbrower @Halfrican33 5.6 rating on IMDB, no chance it’s even close to Birdemic. While the plot may be 100x more ridiculous, the overall quality has to be on a completely different level

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@Halfrican33 Population of the KC metro is 2.1M, compared to the population of Philadelphia metro of 6.1M. Of course Philly will have more people at a parade

[Jake Ryan @TheJakemon]

I’m playing men’s softball against a team all dressed up as WWE wrestlers. Kane is at 2nd

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@zaneA14 We all know the truth

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@KCCorpChallenge Any idea when the results will be posted?

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@BrettWilliams They actually do have a website for that. It’s called https://t.co/7MGk5U4vVM

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

So first I had to watch Mizzou lose, and now I’ve got to listen to Jon Gruden announce the Chiefs game!? #worstdayever

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

Wondering if @PatMcAfeeShow is watching this punter from Texas show everyone what #ForTheBrand means. Get this kid a T-shirt

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@Always_TaylorD_ @SGaines_PA He was the only one who could get it across half court in the first half, he played a bad second half though

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@SGaines_PA They’ll be bigger than about every team they play, but still live or die by the three

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@zaneA14 confirmation that he’s the zodiac killer https://t.co/rvhP5ZEQW7

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

@BenSasse

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

I don’t understand how a defensive player can get targeting when the offensive guy lowers his head #worstruleinsports #mizzoufootball

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@PatMcAfeeShow is a god damn national treasure

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

Seriously, I could watch these videos all day. Can you imagine being able to see something you've never been able to see before? https://t.co/U3BSA5i9UQ

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@zaneA14 @Jordy_James It was up and down the stairs, so no

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@Jordy_James I'd pay way more, like 5,000-10,000 probably. I'd assume it would heal normally and then just go back to normal again

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

@Jordy_James Yeah, basically no fingernail maintenance for the rest of your life

[Max Bethel @Maxb_25]

How much would you be willing to pay to never have to clip your finger nails again?

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

RALLY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🔽6⃣ #STLCards 8, Royals 5