Maxfield Hutchinson

My first ever tweet made Ray Rice "LOL." My tweets, much like his life has been downhill ever since

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

Being drunk is the only way you can love an 8 hour old mcdouble like it's your first born

[Trevor Allen 🩺 🥼 @TrevorAllenMD]

I get the feeling this is the exact person who would have bullied the hell out of you for liking Yu-Gi-Oh! back in High School.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

How do you even read things like this and not want them GONE?

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A F**KING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!

[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

fun fact: the NYT hasn't had a breaking news headline about a bombing in Gaza (~1000 killed by US/Israel since Oct 2025) or Lebanon (3,400+ killed by US/Israel since Oct 2025) since Oct 2025.

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

Awful quote when two of your previous head coaches questioned your commitment to football

[Daniel Flick @ByDanielFlick]

Tua Tagovailoa called football his “part-time job.” At 28, he’s matured & views his family as his full-time responsibility.

Tua still wants to win — he wants a Super Bowl, no matter if he’s the starter — but he enters this QB battle with a new perspective:https://t.co/uuJ0mFGd6X

[Brett Dudley @CoachBDud]

I’ve seen multiple schools recently post on social media, CHARGING their players to participate in their summer football program. I can’t imagine it. First how you’re trying to justify it’s legal and secondly how they’re getting $250-$400 value for some shorts and a couple shirts

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

@OmarKelly @MiamiHerald Every player you named is either old, injury prone, washed or all of the above

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

no data center on Earth is worth the bees, water, and trees.

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

@giveashitnature So domesticated cats must help as well

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Jeff Bezos thinks people are ‘vilifying the rich.’ Bro, you’re one of the richest people on earth and 1/3 of your warehouse workers rely on government assistance for basic needs like food and rent. You ARE the villain.

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

@PodBeingMyself @KevHarlanEffect Tua isn’t fast, he doesn’t slide, and he is one bad hit from his career ending

[Sam Thorne @Strippin]

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes.

That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

[Maxfield Hutchinson @MaxfieldNotWell]

@DolphinsHMA @OmarKelly @TDSportsTalk @DouglieDoWrong @PoupartNFL If Malik Willis puts up the 35 total TDs with this horrible roster he is no doubt the franchise QB

[Alex Reimer @AlexReimer1]

I love this trick from baby boomers. Make things insanely unaffordable and do not raise workers’ wages. Then, complain that young people spend too much money on frivolous activities like eating lunch.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!