Maxine Nelson-Castle

IG:maxienc

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@Random_Picx Her insta handle is it_cant_be_sasha

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@Random_Picx Anyone know what her insta or TikTok handle is? I’d like to share some love and kind messages to this animal abusing glutton 🙂

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@hilarykingSA Also always something wrong with the lifts, no parking, too many members for the size of the club. So over it

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Money can buy you a good dog, but only love will make it wag its tail. Always get a rescue. #Adopt

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@Gcina_Gee @Gcina_Gee please let me know when you find out about the MD dresses. Also I donate my old clothes to the SPCA shops ❤️

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

😂😂😂

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

list of the only places in the whole of south africa where you can do a photo shoot:

1) sandton rooftop
2) inside pick n pay
3) bo-kaap

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

😂staaaaahp

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

can't wait for chad, 19, bcom accounting to give his first budget speech in 2026 like "ya no listen hey, we can't really spend more money on education right now" *adjusts puffer jacket*

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@jadieNC

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

uber driver: which way should i go?

me: you can just follow the GPS haha

uber driver: ok, which way should i go?

me:

uber driver:

me: do you have an aux cable, my man

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

south african comedian starter pack

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

the official shoe of the guy who flipped teachers off in class when they weren't looking

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

if you're not doing your laundry naked then you're wasting an opportunity to do all your washing at once

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

@jadieNC sis I can’t 😭

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

g-eazy makes music for dudes who matriculated 5 years ago but go back to their school to teach touch rugby to grade 9 girls

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

coldplay really didn’t have to go so fucking hard when they said, “when you try your best but you don’t succeed”

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

nandos does a great job making adverts that distract everyone from the fact every meal is R900

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

me at 16: *drinks a whole bottle of vodka* yeah bro wass6p

me now: *smells vodka* dude i’m hungover

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

It’s 2018 now Maxine we can 😂😂

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

I really wish i could favorite some Instagram photos ☝

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

Never forget @KFCSA

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

Blueberry shortcake krusher holy fuck 😍💜

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

After 7 years of not being on Twitter I’ve decided to come back and use this as a platform to complain and criticize- I’m excited

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

#ParisAtMenlyn 💖👡❤️

[Maxine Nelson-Castle @MaxiNC]

#ParisatMenlyn ❤️😘💖