𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒

𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆. 🌌

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Imagine Peter Drury and Jim Ross running commentary at your wedding 😩😩

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Bernice?

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I'm at work and my wife just sent me this, Never marry for the looks or body alone

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

I feel for people who have bad relationships with their family.

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Ronnie, thanks for all the memories and moments of magic you gave the world on the international stage 🫶🏽. My 🐐

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Roberto Martinez is a very, VERY average manager. Couldn’t do anything with prime Belgium and with all due respect has managed Swansea, Wigan and Everton. Mourinho should manage the national team before the retires from coaching..

[Nick 🇨🇦 @Nick28T]

This Portugese midfield has to be my biggest disappointment of the entire World Cup... What do you mean Bruno, Vitinha and Neves are completely useless together? How can this happen? How are they so in-effective?

Is it tactics? Is it lazyness? Nerves? Who is to blame? 🇵🇹

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

If any of those 3 got a red card then they must sit out the next game. That’s the rules you orange donkey

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

More from Donald Trump confirming he asked FIFA to review Flo Balogun’s red.

Trump adds, “How would you feel if we took Messi, Ronaldo or Kane out of a game?”

🎥 @Osint613

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

I wouldn’t say a club. A nation - France 😂

[MUBBY @Mubarak615704]

Which football club is this?

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Not surprising that the cheapest player on this list is the best out of the lot. I said what I said.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Elliot Anderson is now the most expensive British player in football history 💸

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

If you were born between 1992 and 1999, studies show you got the rarest version of childhood.

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Psychological warfare

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 7:45pm.

[‏ً @fwcodex]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

£116m for a player who has won nothing at club level and, if I’m not mistaken, has 1 u21 title to his name. We’ve been saying this for a while now but the market is so fxcked. Neymar to PSG really screwed up everything. This isn’t inflation, it’s ridiculous.

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Genuinely a horror display from Turkey

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎 USA win Group D and fly to World Cup round of 32 with Australia! 🇺🇸🇦🇺

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

The African juju is working 😈

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

🚨 Harry Kane says he had no control over his body during the match against Ghana. 👀

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Never really liked player power, but Atletico will dig themselves a massive hole - never keep a player who does not want to be there. It’s his career, if he wants to leave then let him leave but don’t ask for absurd money knowing nobody will pay it. That’s stupid.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Atlético Madrid statement to @diarioas.

“There is no amount of money for which Barça can buy Julián Álvarez. He will not be transferred to Barcelona”.

“Either they pay the release clause for €500m or there is no deal”.

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Cherki and I’m a United fan. He’s a baller

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Ourselves.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

In your opinion, what is the biggest threat to humanity?

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Gotta be Becks

[utdreport @utdreport]

90+3'. Scores level. Last kick of the game.

Who you picking to take the free-kick? 👀

[𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒 @blainewitten]

Everyone who genuinely thought South Africa might do well, I hope your eyes have been opened now. This is exactly what I expected from them. I say again we got so lucky that we faced weaker sides in qualifying and that Nigeria didn’t perform at their usual standards. Laughable