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Metropolitan.

[左近大夫⭐︎浜次郎/左近少将★今若 @sakone_shogen]

強烈な陽射しも防げてよく風も通る、この夏オススメのコーデのご紹介です

[TC @MaximumProconsl]

@ericswheeler @Sthormyy @ClaireMPLS This sounds like ‘You can call me Al’…

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

By far the shittest production of 'The Wizard of Oz' ever attempted.

[TC @MaximumProconsl]

@Cool_Hector No worries, seems to be back again today

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Bro this might be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life

[TC @MaximumProconsl]

@Cool_Hector But the forum seems to have gone….

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

hello this is the bank we have approved your million dollar loan to start your David Lynch themed Asian fusion restaurant Fire Wok With Me

[Utah teapot 🫖 @SkyeSharkie]

The year is 2026. Every one in the world carries powerful pocket computers. Most of the world's cultural decisions are made within a text, video and image based metaverse. AIs roam the internet posing as humans. Huge portions of the populace inject drugs to modify their bodies called "peptides". Plastics and metal manufacturing is done in homes with desktop devices that revolutionaries use to make guns and killer drones. War zones are covered in vast meshes of fiberoptic cables that look like giant spider webs. Despite actively fighting political battles about AI rights, most people alive insist they don't live in a cyberpunk setting.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

I'm sure this will be fine if we burn a few tens of billions more dollars and make RAM and electricity unaffordable

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

They bought the cat a new toy and this was the reaction.. 😂

[Neal Asher @nealasher]

😂

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Students built a robot that solves Rubik’s Cubes in 0.1 seconds, which is faster than a human blink

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

English is full of “lexical gaps,” words that are implied to exist but don’t, because we borrowed a bunch of words from Latin but not other, related words. Somebody made a chart to show it↓

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

you're gonna wanna see this

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I hate this

[Vic 📠 @VicVijayakumar]

Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.