Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social

Writer. Voiceover. Neurospiky. Not on here anymore. Find me at all the other links. 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

For those of you still here, you can now preorder my book ‘No Heels No Problem: A Neurodivergent Survival Guide To Adult Life When You’re Dyspraxic or ADHD.’ It’s out everywhere on August 21.
https://t.co/cTRXlvTRsj

[Ben Stephens @stephens_ben]

This is like “Who will keep the friends in the divorce?” only the couple are both assholes and all their friends are also assholes.

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

@AskVirginMoney Yes to all

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

@AskVirginMoney Hello! I’m trying to update my VM Credit card app using iOS and I can’t. It won’t start downloading!

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

Fun fact: We’re distantly related! (Great Granny born Cecily Young, daughter of Carmichael Young…). Surreal to hear him go through the family history I’ve been hearing from my dad for years… https://t.co/rTehQzIn37

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

Why machines will never beat humans: iPhone just tried to make a screenshot of my prescription into a photo slideshow with jaunty music.

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

Businesses: I promise you nobody wants to read your ‘story’ as much as they want to see your opening times…

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

You’re welcome…

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Would love to be in the room when Darren Grimes realises he has no power to deport immigrants but has to sort out the bin timetable

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

RIP the sports socks my best friend gave me to run the London marathon in 9 years ago. I don’t know what else I own that’s lasted that long, but doubt it’s a long list…

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Is he going to wear a Union Jack dress…? https://t.co/bqzAfZYfz6

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ooh, Sunday evening dread is extra spicy on a Monday.

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

🎶 “The famous Hatfield College went to Rome to see the Pope…” #NicheJokes

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

My partner - who, fortunately for him is not being exposed to my lurgy this weekend - is building a shoe cupboard and says “It’s more of a faff than you’d think...”

Babe, that sounds extremely faffy to me.

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

Happy Easter weekend from my sick room. #TrainLurgy #probably

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

I was warned to take tissues…

[Mark Bowsher - Myrthali books out now 🍉 @MarkBowsherFilm]

Anyone sentient in the mid-90s is currently experiencing an elongated cut scene hidden in the word ‘navigated’

[Maxine is now at maxinefrances.bsky.social @MaxineFrances]

Slowly forgetting I have a twitter account, and need to start sorting my new account elsewhere. But for what it’s worth, this was my long weekend…

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax…

Them: What band are you in?

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band

😬