Maxine

If you're after a barrel of laughs then im afraid you have stumbled on the wrong profile

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

omg this version has more at the end that i've never seen - feel like extended director's cut just dropped

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

Explaining the difference between type 1 & type 2 diabetes is so exhausting lmao. Type 1 is an autoimmune disease! My pancreas doesn’t work so I don’t produce insulin lmao. No diet can fix that 😭

[Miss Coca ❄️ @ally_cocaine]

my mama died when I was 13, two weeks after my birthday... it took me 20 years to realize I’ve been grieving and in survival mode since , but this year I chose to live.

Cheers to 33 🍾💞

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I really think there’s a correlation between survival mode & not decorating your home.

[The Lancet @TheLancet]

Six-month results confirm feasibility and early success of first in-human combined bladder-kidney transplant.

Find out more in The Lancet 👉 https://t.co/XjQq35SBP5

[Maxine @MaxineKHE]

@rin0b1 W<¥%7,49/,767

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

The kind of innovation that the UK should be embracing nationwide.
This is a wonderful initiative.

[Venturox @VenturoxEN]

A bad chapter does not mean a bad life.

Keep writing.

[J @BigJamzLdn]

I still remember when Corbyn drafted up a fully costed manifesto and the British press turned round and said “WTF is this sharia law???!!!”

[Ben Cooper-Cain @jnoley]

The new @LidlGB points system means you have to spend £100 to get a free cucumber. How about you kill yourselves.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Trying to figure out where you went wrong building that IKEA cupboard

[miss bae @yungskuntebony]

He in there actin like Jim Carrey im crying

[angel face 😘 @normanisheart_]

no like this is really sending meKAJSHSSHHDH

[Marilyn @MarilynMill_]

@TfL are these the kind of people you employ ?? Talking so disgustingly to an elderly women because she wanted directions ? He should be sacked and never allowed to work with ppl again if he can’t even have compassion for the vulnerable.

*postedby BoujeeBlends on TT*

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

The "Headache" that kills in 24 hours.🧵

As a doctor, this is the one diagnosis that genuinely scares me. Bacterial Meningitis doesn't give you days to "wait and see." It gives you hours. By the time you realize it's not just a flu, it’s often too late.

👉Stop scrolling and memorize these 3 clinical red flags:

1. The Fused Neck: This isn't a "stiff muscle" from sleeping wrong. If you have a fever and literally cannot touch your chin to your chest - that is Nuchal Rigidity. It’s an emergency. Period.

2. The "Glass Test" Rash: If you see tiny purple pin-pricks on the skin, press a clear glass firmly against them. If the spots don't fade/disappear under the glass, your blood is leaking. That’s Septicemia. Run to the ER.

3. Agonizing Photophobia: It’s not just "bright lights are annoying." It’s a physical, painful wince at a smartphone screen or a bedside lamp.

👉How to actually stay safe?

1. Mask up in crowds: It’s a respiratory drop infection. If there’s an outbreak in your school/hostel, a mask is your best friend.

2. Stop sharing everything: Vapes, spoons, water bottles, cigarettes. If their saliva is on it, the bacteria is on it.

3. Hygiene: Wash your hands like your life depends on it.

4. Vaccines: Check your records for MenACWY/MenB when you have a minute. It’s the ultimate insurance policy.

[Beatrice Peterson (@MissBeaE on all platforms) @MissBeaE]

What moved me most was her commitment to helping other families.

She shared practical guidance in church and brought in an expert to explain warning signs of dementia and Alzheimer’s. One page in the program included caregiver tips that felt too important not to share.

[Beewol @beewol]

There's more to this email than meets the eye.

[🎤 Adébólá @Dumbgenius_ng]

This is the nastiest thing I’ve seen today. 😭😭😭

So brutal!!!

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

unpopular opinion: blood type test should be done at birth and placed on the birth certificate ..

[Up Next @upnextdesigner]

Robert Wun couture just begun!!!