Maxwell Oppenheimer

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@stoolpresidente

El Presidente ,

My business partner and I created an app that goes hand in hand with every online betting platform. We want you to be involved. It’s a no brainer. @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolchicago

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@shilohweber @usbank Shit is crazy… woke last two days to money being added, taken away and now late fees this is absolutely insane.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@usbank for the last two days you have added, taken away money added negative balance fees… this is bs. What the hell is going on???!

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

Thanks a ton @Roku @Xfinity for not giving a damn about not being able to stream the Xfinity app. You both are blaming each other with no resolution. Couldn’t even watch the World Series last night.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@Xfinity this Monday night football stream is absolute trash. Plays for 3 seconds and freezes. But for sure, charge what you want. I have full bars and excellent download speeds. I’m sick of this bs.

[Stefanie Kammerman/The Stock Whisperer @VolumePrintcess]

I’m back! Finally broke out of Twitter jail!

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@MatthewBerryTMR your picks are absolute poop. Thank you.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@VolumePrintcess There’s a lot of bad breath in that picture. They are absolutely disgusting.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@brenden_yemm Shut your mouth and go hold Kenny’s nut sac while he takes a piss you worthless pos shill

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@Gchern75 @Shin04346347 @TradesTrey

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@Shin04346347 @TradesTrey @Shin04346347 you must enjoy holding Kenny’s balls when he takes a piss.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

This weekend was the largest post-pandemic box office for theatres, and the largest since 2019.

In fact, Black Widow snagged $215 million, the third highest for a Marvel origin story.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@RonSarmiento21 Chris “Ball Boy” Spencer, Citadels finest.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@RonSarmiento21 Dude definitely holds Kenny’s balls lol.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@RonSarmiento21 @wallstreetnati1 It’s not much, but it’s honest work 😂

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@VolumePrintcess He’s an absolute bozo 🤡

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@heavyequiptrade hahah all in good fun.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@heavyequiptrade Imagine holding Kenny's balls in your hands every time he cries and takes a piss. Sorry for you.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@hedgiefinder4u @wallstreetnati1 😂

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@wallstreetnati1 No judgement here. I love all people. Just want an answer.

[Maxwell Oppenheimer @MaxwellOppenhe3]

@wallstreetnati1 Hey Chris... You still haven't answered the question. Do you use both hands to hold Kenny's balls when he pees? Do you prefer a cup and handle method? Oh I know... You let him rest them on the back of your neck while you bow to him.