Maxwell McBride

Accounting Student, Christian, Small town, Music, Family

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

@TheCover2Podc It’s probably the post offices fault it’s taking so long. Have you seen who they hire?

[Thomas Mooney @_NewSlang]

Looking at Turnpike tix on secondary market sites:

[OKSTProbs @OKSTProbs]

Kansas hasn’t won a conference road game in 13 years.

They just did it against the proud SEC Texas Longhorns in Austin.

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

Will Zalatoris has come a long way

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

In case y’all were wondering... my wife gets what she wants.

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

Other people: “Things might take a turn next week better hit up the bank and stock up on essentials.”

My wife: “Things might take a turn next week. We should go to @ChickenE_OK this weekend so at least if they do we can start our week off right”

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Connors State Baseball @ConnorsBaseball]

We are heartbroken to share the news that former Cowboy catcher Kane Koenigseder (class of 17) passed away yesterday. Kane was a wonderful young man and teammate, his smile would light up the room. Please keep his family in your prayers #CowboyFamily

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Might be the prettiest knuckleball ever thrown 😍

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

@bodavenport82 As long as you pay

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

@bodavenport82 I got you boo

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

I did it!

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

Find the girl you can have serious talks with at 2 am over chicken nuggets, and marry her. Period.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

We're dealing with a lot of shit here! #BullDurham

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

@madsshipp She did it again. I am going to marry a habitual subscriber.

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Bob Costas asked Ichiro what his favorite American expression was during his first season in the MLB. His answer is priceless. 🤣

[Maxwell McBride @Maxwell_mcbride]

Update: find the girl you can eat chicken McNuggets at 3:30 am and marry her @madsshipp