Katie Ethen

I procrastinate, then stress about it while still not accomplishing anything.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Hold on to me, cause I'm a little unsteady.

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

JUST CAUGHT THIS PIZZACHU #PokemonGO

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Just got blocked on tinder because when asked for my number I said 8.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Beach bum.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I watched the sunrise on the beach today. 😍

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Sorry it's such an inconvenience for you to get off the phone to order your food.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(248): I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Oh baby you, you've got what I need. 🎶

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Watching, waiting, commiserating.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

When one sentence literally makes your whole day.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I think this woman is speaking English but her grammar is so bad it sounds like a different language. #laundromatproblems

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Please stop looking at me while I eat. #laundromatproblems

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I just got asked if the book I was reading was good, I'm writing in my planner. #laundromatproblems

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I just want to talk to you.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

You keep sending me mixed messages. I don't know what to do about it.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I appreciate people taking my keys so I don't drive drunk but I'd like to leave now and can't find them or my shoes.

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

Katie problems

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

I wear my heart on my sleeve too much

[Katie Ethen @MayDayParker_]

You drive me crazy. And you don't even realize it.