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I laugh at my own jokes.

[coley @MayDust]

It's hard to be alone when I don't really like me.

[coley @MayDust]

@kingpminch Forever my #1, Bulbasaur 🌱💚

[coley @MayDust]

@ianspam @B0aty You guys were great! Also, I love your Teddy Fresh jacket! 😍🔥

[coley @MayDust]

@KalmaarsOSRS @DinoxxOsrs Holy shit that is insane! Huge gzzz! It was fun to watch too! :)
Now I know who to ask to mentor me next Deadman Mode 🤭

[coley @MayDust]

This perfectly encapsulates how I play OSRS:

Sorry I can’t hear you over my suboptimal but enjoyable gameplay.
Yes, I know there’s a faster method. No, I will not be using it.

[coley @MayDust]

The more we talk, the more I realize I don't love you, I love the IDEA of you.

[coley @MayDust]

Something I learned this last year was that having chemistry with someone doesn't always equal compatibility. Consistency, sense of safety/calm, & emotional awareness matter more.
I'm not sure why that one took me as long as it did to learn but at least I feel more stable now.❤️

[coley @MayDust]

@GenerikWaffles This looks awesome!! Great work! 🙌 What program do you use??

[coley @MayDust]

@miaowson One of my all time favs

[coley @MayDust]

Slowly coming to the realization that this just wasn't meant to be.

[coley @MayDust]

It's really only a matter of time.

[coley @MayDust]

I don't know which way to go, so I don't go anywhere.

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

little fucking kids interrupting my grown up time

[coley @MayDust]

I'm so over having emotions, like what the actual fuck

[coley @MayDust]

@mitchiefox I'm sorry to hear that things have been rough for you, but I'm happy to hear it sounds like they are starting to look up!! I can't wait to see where this next chapter takes you! 💙

[coley @MayDust]

@mitchiefox I was legit looking for/waiting to see your name on the list of nominees! I'm sorry dude! You deserved it and so much more!

[coley @MayDust]

A life with you is a life worth living.

[coley @MayDust]

It must be nice having someone in your life who makes you hate yourself even a little bit less.

[coley @MayDust]

Lol but who cares though, right?

[coley @MayDust]

"I have the concepts of a plan"

- me on getting my life together

[coley @MayDust]

I run a tight shipwreck.