May Perfect

Tired GenZ in Corporate

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@financedystop I won’t lie bit I was waiting for that AI to yell— “Fuck you Laura, you relentless bitch…
Amar
Amir
Akash
Balbir
Chetan
Sukhdeep
….”

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@JayantBhandari5 And the Golden Turd award for slapping goes to this policeman

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@ChanakyaShah @IndianExpress Chill.. bro —-you’re getting famous for no reason.. If it were me, I’d sue the shit out of Indian Express.

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@ThePuneMirror For god’s sake, keep the goddamn camera stable! No wonder why you didn’t crack another IT job

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@theswapnilsri My Alpha GenZ direct report texted me that he broke up with his gf and need time recover.. I gave him 1 week paid leave instead. He showed up next week saying they both made up again—imagine the reconciliatory power that a boss can have.

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@IndianTechGuide Nobody is crediting the Top Human like he is some average test subject. Folks, he’s still beating 3 of out the 4 AI models. That’s 0.0000001% of separation from any average Indians trying to crack this exam and I don’t know what I’m talking about

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@PopCrave Same
Same
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[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@Stteve_1 I second that!

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@Human101Nature Research says “they” have bigger nuts due to clipping regularly— boost sperm count. They say.

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@paakittadnya 1775, this chap will be the first to die during the Anglo Maratha war… and he dies in vain… because he ran towards a musket armed British soldier carrying his patta.

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@GuarEmperor 8 year old me wanted a toy gun so bad and grandpa bought me this for Christmas.
While my friend shot me with rubber pellets, I shot them back with Indian music…😭

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@gharkekalesh The number 1 reason why “they” are horny and lustful is because they don’t wear undergarments!
A Harvard research says that when a person continuously hang their ding dong in open, they’re likely to get hard anytime.

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@Memesociiety_ All time favourite!

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

@IntrovertSaavni I was addicted to this and boy it did my face so bad… I’m recovering from the scars it left me.

Indians… follow the instructions religiously!
Dosage : Adults - 1to2, Children - 1 — after means only!

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@vadakkus The day is not far when the movie will actually become the ad. We’d be watching 30 minutes ad for 30 seconds of the movie instead.
Welcome to Bharat 3.0

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@dustinkittle @peta Truly said… you’re a real gentleman who actually cares for animals.

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@sagarcasm I’ll turn 30 in the next 3 years. Yet I don’t fee the urge to get married—- it’s either settle in life first or don’t create a generation of poverty.
Man… GenZs ain’t repeating the mistake of their forefathers!

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@IndianTechGuide Indian love for brand name ending in O is incomprehensible.
Some says it brings good luck.

ZomatO
BolerO
ScorpiO
JiO
PajerO
CellO
FreshO
BingO
ViccO
Monte CarlO
Pronto
ZeptO

You name the rest!!!!!

[May Perfect @MayPerfect27]

I don’t remember taking a single leave for 2 years. Like a patriotic soldier, I served my company well. My leaves grew to almost 60 paid leaves only to lapse 30 Casual Leaves by year 2. Man.. my boss loved me for this.🤣 He asked me to take leaves instead. The level of devotion I had was astronomical!

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@HPhobiaWatch I swear this is the kind of face you don’t want to get into an argument.
Bro.. you’d lose everytime. 😭😭