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I have a hearing problem, drinking problem, mental health problem, and a problem with influencers.

[A Difficult Woman @whatisdapoint]

AI will take over our jobs?

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@Krishna29005894 Fav movie 💜

[@amuse @amuse]

Joe Biden climbed back up the stairs of an airplane he wasn't supposed to be on, as Kamala Harris and the Secret Service watched in disbelief. He clearly has no idea where he is or what he's doing. h/t @ianmSC

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Isliye main aur @Mukund8Sharma aaj tak virgin hain. Gossip boys.

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the only kamala i ever cared about

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HAWK is not balgam
AAAKKHHHHH is balgam

HAWK is like belgium
AAAAKKKHHHH is belgaum

difference hai bhai.

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fuck banjo HAWK TUAH. kabhi maaf nahi karunga goron ko. i don't care tumne humpe raaj kara itne saal. aaj bhi superior bante ho. kohinoor le liya. fuck all that. HAWK TUAH is where i draw the line. AAKHHTTHOO was much better. assholes.

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Fuck i got spit on on my face today wtf. was just listening to kambakht ishq the og version and sukhwinder's first kambakht has got a super solid and wet kkhh in it. it's kambakkkhhht . it almost felt like someone HAWK TUAH'd on my face. wow. try it out. https://t.co/FadZ4Goxoj

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Thank you brain for being so awesome. I appreciate you. xoxo <3

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Something I read recently kind of fucked me up. So there I was, killing time on Reddit, when I saw this post about 'life flashing before your eyes' just as you're about to die. There was some discussion around it and a theory I read as to why this happens. I wasn't ready for it.

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It's quite intense if I think about it. Makes me look at the brain as a separate sort of an entity. Something which keeps everything going. Something that makes us live. Makes us survive. And it never gives up. It keeps trying and trying until it dies and that's just sad! :(

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@ShubhaDutta11 huehue

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Issuing in pubic interest: if you like action, gore, good films in general, and if you got the time, and there's any shows left around you, go fucking watch this movie Kill. It's crazy good. Never seen anything like it in India. Fatt li bhai what a movie. 💯

[Chamdi Devi ✋😇 @RoxanneGaitonde]

@ShubhaDutta11 Because the one on foot, who holds d water, has a bike/car on standby, in which 2-4 replacement runners are available. The one on foot runs for 20 meters max in one go. So what talent are you talking about?

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Best Indian action film ever made. By far.

[Shubha Dutta @ShubhaDutta11]

#Kill is quite an unbelievable movie by Indian standards. Way more violent than any Indian film ever i guess. Wonderfully shot within the train. Nothing looked awkward or out of place. Not for the faint hearted and squeamish at all.

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@ShubhaDutta11 Fuck I just came back from watching it and I just need to decompress and let all this energy out. What a fucking movie. Don't think I've seen a better action film in India ever. Even global standards se this is quite good. Wow man. What a fucking ride.

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@diwaahdiva obvio

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Insaani bachchon ke consent pe to poora twitter laga pada tha. Aur idhar maine kutte billiyon ke baare mein kuch related poocha to mo jawab. Wot iz dis behaviour?

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Why do people hide (by putting an emoji on it) their pet's genitals if they're visible in a photo?

I mean, is it general ettiquette like "i don't wanna see anyone's weewee woowoo" or is it something deeper around consent of the animal or izzat or...?

Genuine koschan.