Maybach Dad:)✌️

Not yet a doc👨‍⚕️. Mercedes Maybach GLS600💙.

[Iveta Lemo @IvetaLemo]

I am proud to have foreseen the potential and ability of great leadership by @edwinsifuna years ago. My first timer visionary is now accelerating to reality that.... SIFUNA FOR PRESIDENT.... Cc @LindaMwananchi_

[Iveta Lemo @IvetaLemo]

@TheODMparty @edwinsifuna Sifuna for President.

[Kiambiiiii @Realkiambi]

Hata sifuna sidhani 8 yrs ago alikuwa anafikiria mambo ya Presidency!😂

[Augustin Githaka @AugustinGithaka]

Ethiopia was at war for 3 years between 2021 and 2025. They still managed to create 1.58 million factory jobs. How many factory jobs has Kenya Kwanza created in 4 years in a peaceful Kenya?

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Official communication imepigwa picha kwa meza kama Assignment pale second year Kibabii University.
Akpm🌿

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Eve maina amepost "new man" huko IG. Our local cctv hawker is seeing dust with his sanpaku eyes. Chesa!

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Na ukipata pesa feel free kufanya vile unataka because wewe ndio unajua kile ulipitia ukiwa umesota

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

2014 Mercedes Benz C200 local spec.
Low mileage 60k kms. Full leather.
Bought zero mileage. DT Dobie/ CFAO maintained.
Asking 2.5M

Call 0727526576

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Is it just me or this fraud even now sounds just like Ruto ?

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Whole day Hapo ndio wananitoa kwa hesabu.

[HAMILTON 🐐 @WINMILTON_44]

9 wins in 9 seasons, 55 podiums and 27 poles.

only 5 wins from 27 poles 😭

meanwhile, norris became world champion with 19 poles, despite mclaren spending years outside the front running pack.

leclerc isn't underrated , he's overrated. 💀

#f1 #f1twt

[Miles @C139999]

MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

An older woman is wise.

She has seen everything.

She is ready to settle.

She will teach you how to live.

She will choose your clothes, your friends and your future.

Date her. Marry her.

Ignore Amerix. He is bitter and divorced.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Pesa ikiianza kuiingia vizuri, upgrade that phone, upgrade your grooming, and buy yourself new kicks. Coz I've learnt that these are things that if you keep on postponing, walai you will never buy them.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

@lynda_marcia Nitashinda nimewakumbusha mimi ndio nlijenga hiyo ndio mnipe kazi zingine

[X @Xouy17]

Kill the urge to show off. Make your money and go home nigga.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Before I forget,

Sleep with as many women as you want.

You are a hero.

Your friends will clap for you.

Your future wife will be proud of your sexual mastery and experience.

After all, a master key opens all the padlocks on earth.

Go King, GO!

#MasculinitySaturday

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

I don't know much about science but I know the flying car cannot fly with a fat girl inside

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Sasa stima iko twitter?😂

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

If someone's wife approaches you,

Give her a shoulder.

She is desperate for warmth.

Her husband has erectile dysfunction.

Sleep with her.

Love her.

She needs love.

Be like Jesus.

Love is the first commandment.

#MasculinitySaturday