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Thread of anything 🦜birb🐦 related
As someone who took care of birbs most of their life I will put any advice I know or discover in here
If you want to get a birb then please take a look and do more research as well (you should research no matter what pet you get anyways)

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This description would either make people not buy these out of disgust, or wanting to buy them cuz they are horny, no in-between

[Z03Y L0FT 🫧 FREE 🍉 MIRRORMI IS HERE @Z03YL0FT]

If anyone was wondering the texture of these its like a cold dead semi erect dick and its lowkey the best thing ever

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Nick Castle, the actor who played Michael Myers in the original Halloween movie, has a cat named Michael Meowers.

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Guess it is his chair and desk now

[Grande @Sixrande]

Moshi moshi

[いえもり @iewori]

変な形の猫ください

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How could a meal look fresh and rotten at the same time?

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

what i'm eating for breakfast:

beet hummus, black lentils, arugula, eggplant, kalamata olives, asparagus, romanesco, artichoke hearts, hemp seeds, beech mushrooms, parsley, oregano, garlic, olive oil, marigold flowers as garnish, cannellini beans.

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Used to have a voice channel with my name just for when I feel like playing horror games while my group watched (they like horror games but are too scared to play so they watch me suffer instead)

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

How i feel watchin friends play a game for me on discord,,

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Imagine Bloodborne with this tech, sheeesh
Blood, gun powder, sweaty dirty beasts, decay...

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Sony is working on allowing PlayStation players to smell in-game scents in real life

[橋本もく @hashimotomoku]

はじめてのスタジオ、手には汗

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I hate when I feel something liquid passing down there and I can't tell if it is blood or sweat

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

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@fluffygirlpaws

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

You can pick up a baby bird and put it back in the nest. The parents won't smell your hands and abandon it. Songbirds barely smell anything, and that old "the mother will reject it" line is one of the most worst wildlife myths going.

If you find a naked or barely feathered chick on the ground, it fell early and needs to go back. Find the nest, set it back in, walk away. The parents will come back.

Call a licensed wildlife rehabber if you can't find the nest, the bird's bleeding or cold, or a cat got it. Don't feed it yourself. Find one through your state wildlife agency.

If it's fully feathered and hopping around, that's a fledgling, and it's supposed to be there. Mom and dad are watching from a branch and feeding it on a schedule. You can leave it be.

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@ayaajess Reminds me of this character from Finding Nemo

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They didn't edit Ice Spice like they edited the others, they just slapped a beard on her and called it a day 😭

[ꕤ @arisbloomy]

pop girls as their opposite gender… who are you taking on a date?

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A case big enough for RTX6090

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

What the hell type of bus is this

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قررت اجرب ربيان صغير مجفف لاول مرا واكتشفت واحد من قطاوتي عجبه كمان، احب اشارك عيالي بحاجاتهم المفضلة

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With her that I can't put them all in tweets
I just really regret spending 7 years of my life calling her my bestie, when she never had respect for me and never treated me with the same level of love I gave her
Glad I knew my worth and left her toxic ass

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Just remembered how much of a hypocrite my ex-bestie was, she used to say she is a lesbian and hate men and would make fun of her friends who like men, she also was against bisexual, but one day she suddenly woke up craving men and decided everything is fine and never even..

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Apologized for what she used to say
She also used to say freckles are ugly (mind you I actually have freckles but she didn't give a fuck) but when she decided to be an e-girl she suddenly started liking freckles and drawing some with makeup
There are so many wrong things..

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This is why I hate when characters are made to be immortal, cuz a lot of things change in our body due to damage, cutting/shaving hair is damaging it, skin have freckles from sun damage, nails trimming is damage, so, how are immortal not have overgrown long hair for example?

[Fahhh @wtfahhh0]

Wait... if Supergirl's skin is bulletproof, how does she have ear piercings?