Adam

a beached seal wearing shades that doesn’t realize he can easily get back to the water using his legs and tail simultaneously so he just chills there and is

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE UNFOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM. I'M SORRY MY POST WEEKS AGO WAS A TREE I'LL DELETE IT I'M SORRY

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

Twitter let me log back in with my password finally and i just spent a while catching up through months of backlogs of the few people i used this app for. Glad to see y'all thriving

[Michael Raphone, Sr. @michael_raphone]

(Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park)
INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'?
ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@carbysplit Imagine leaving your base in a straight line, walking straight but somehow end up in the mine directly under your base and then keep walking straight and then somehow end up back at your base.

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

I wish I saw this before the 14th! I would have loved to take moment to talk about Mobius Strips with my students and make these. looking to next year! #fduedtech

[National Museum of Mathematics @MoMath1]

All is fair in love and math 💞

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@BabySp1c3 its for a school project, you dunce

come play urf

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@DrPrabuddhaGhan @fermatslibrary All lesser prime numbers would have to be tested for divisibility. 143 is not prime, but is not divisible by 2, 3, 5, or 7. It is the product of 11 and 13 (both prime).

I would love to know if there have been any modern updates for checking primality especially through computing

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

taylor swift every time she leaves the house:

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@ImGeorgeMel apparently I get bonus points for interactions

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

I have to use twitter for a grad school project over the next two weeks and will be retweeting and posting education content. I am too lazy to make a burner account so please note that this will not plague the feed for long.

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

can you please blow me up with rockets

[Teo @TeosGame]

the day i was introduced to puppet combo's loud ass games

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@melissaiello I could certainly get this done

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

Yesterday, did the KCF woman give me an extra drumstick because

[Jenni @hashjenni]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@BabySp1c3 I agree with you, but I also agree with him here

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

I deserved a more delicate ejection

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@LADYMACBlTCH We Stan 1 (one) man

[Adam @Maybe_its_Adam]

@BabySp1c3 Is jellyfish a herb?