Doris Wolfe, Esq

Mayor of Springfield, Former Mayor of Calidornia, Former D.A., Mother, Lover. I'm the one you have to come to to get anything done around here.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

I love this site! https://t.co/JFwVDvqxHb

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

*wonders what @TheRealNatalia and @oliviaspencer are doing for Thanksgiving this year. Will @AshleeWolfeWed come home? Where's the wine opener?*

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon Darling,

This is the longest we've been apart. I realize you are still away on assignment and it may be some time before you get this message. We've won another term by a landslide, but celebration felt hollow without you. Hurry home, my love.

D.W.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

Perhaps I should run for President in 2020. How hard can it possibly be?

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

It's great to know I would never have to rig an election in my favor here in Springfield - not that I would want to, or know how, of course.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <wraps arms around your waist, half whispers> I’m sorry, baby. What were we talking about?

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

Overwhelmingly ecstatic over Tammy Baldwin’s win in Wisconsin!

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

It’s a great time for women in politics! Congrats incoming congresswomen! We can finally whip those old geezers into shape.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon Are we still upset over you allowing me to name the boat you purchased for me - Sheep’s Clothing? <smirks>

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon Sweetheart, I’m not afraid. I simply want everything to be perfect before we spring this type of news on everyone. <kisses you>

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon I don’t think we’re ready, love. Before you jump to conclusions, I’m not ashamed, I simply don’t want to jinx things.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@Liz_Sibs @eGolf63 @NoToriousTori @KelseyUSA @Kellilleslie @DonnaDPool I get no respect!

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@eGolf63 @NoToriousTori @Liz_Sibs @KelseyUSA @Kellilleslie @DonnaDPool What can I say? I was woefully claustrophobic in that small town.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@ShawnC4real RT @Lisacola: Dear Constitution, TY for ensuring EVERYONE'S freedom of speech&thought. ChikfilA-thank you for a yummy sandwich

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

I don't see the issue, personally. RT @orlaghcassidy: It feels deliciously wrong to b tweeting in court..

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <txt>I want to look them in the eye when I fire them. There will be none of that in my campaign. The press...
Plz find them

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <txt> by the by, did you ever get to investigating the infantile staffer who ruined that photo?

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <txt> it's ok to admit you were a tiny eensy weensy bit jealous. ;) I'll keep it between us.

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <txt> but she was a hard worker! Dedicated & didn't cower in the corner every time I walked in the room. Remind you of someone?

[Doris Wolfe, Esq @MayorDorisWolfe]

@TAAMBeacon <txt> She baked for everyone! I merely claimed the goodies before everyone saw them. However, yes, she was often a bit close.