Alex_Monroe_Wolfe

Ready and willing to help

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@NoToriousTori I am fairly certain I used to know you.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe <rest against you, closes eyes> My heart is beating faster. I feel fearless. You do that to me. Still. You know that?

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@MayorDorisWolfe Also? You're changing the subject.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe You unfairly used weapons of mass seduction. You+swimsuit+arms around me+whispering 'baby' = almost anything Doris wants.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe We've talked this. You're not allowed to kiss me when we are discussing. Or call me baby. Or wear your leather jacket.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe that doesn't mean I won't try and convince you otherwise. We don't have to be afraid...

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@MayorDorisWolfe <grin> You're beautiful when you are unecessarily, overly cautious. I accept that you think this is best. However...

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@MayorDorisWolfe Now tell them the real reason we left town. Folks, there's a story here. Doris isn't giving all the details.

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<mutters to self> Perhaps if we revisit the no hickeys during the campaign rule, these slutty leeches will get the point.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> I'm sure the vandal was acting on a stupid impulse and learned their lesson after the 'talk' you gave to staff.

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<txt> A *bit *close? She leaned in. A lot. TAAMs do NOt get jealous.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> Sweetheart, me adding secret codes to names filing system was for SECURITY.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

<mutters at phone> And I will never admit that I am the one that gave Shelia's staff photo horns and a mustache

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> she constantly stood close to you and baked things for you. It was...well...a distraction to the campaign.

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@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> My decision on Sheila was entirely professional. She couldn't get the filing system down. I do NOT get jealous.

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@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> Maybe Dumbledore rejects. You're against age discrimination. Mr. Newt is qualified & back in school after 40 yrs

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@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> Also? I do NOT get jealous.

[Alex_Monroe_Wolfe @TAAMBeacon]

@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> And before you suggest that I was jealous over intern Sheila, I had many,many reasons for firing her.

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@MayorDorisWolfe <txt> Running late, love. Interviewing interns. Dismissing any that are wearing skirts that are too high.

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@MayorDorisWolfe <checks left saddlebag, pauses at the envelope there> You got me a hallmark card? we need to work on your bribe skills.