Mayor García Lattergas

Temporary Interim Mayor

... I'm also an Attorney! contact me if you get stuck in a pickle! snrk...

(Parody, Unofficial)

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

(TEMPORARY PIN)

— As of now,

In absence of the Mayor, his Assistant, Accountant and Attorney, García Lattergas,

Has been readily appointed momentarily, as Interim Town Mayor.

Tune in for more information.

BREAKIN NEWS.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

[𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘛?].

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

I prefer to kill my audience with wit, and JOKES!

For example; they'll be DYING LAUGHING!

AHAHHHAAAHHAH!!

[Kazana @SGspouse]

— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT & #MVRP QUESTIONS !

(Day 146) for MUSES

Do you prefer long ranged weapons or close ranged weapons?

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

Amazing doodle!

Everyone does indeed love the Mayor for what he does.

To the point where he'll gain and ego boost and next he'll ask me a legal question about establishing a Town Monarchy...

Did I overshare.?-

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

At first, I was confused.

Then I realized that this was meant for Mr. Evermore!

I guess he is a handsome devil at times. Literally and figuratively, snrk...

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

Oh, the drawing is so stellar!!

Mayor Evermore would keep rambling on how great he looked being drawn by you.

I see your signature is an apple... guess you could say that this drawing is... "The apple to my eye!" Snrk...

Anyways, yes I'll make the adjustment if it's too small!

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

Apologies if I'm not Mayor Evermore, but...

He would've LOVED, reading this aloud...

Maybe I'll try reading this to him in quarantine.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@1KEVINHATER No thanks! Not me, but Mayor Evermore?

Not really that well-advised...

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚍.

𝙶𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@KevinD_Mallory Apologies! Mayor Evermore did that.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

First post as Mayor of the town...

This is almost nerve wracking, I never knew I could get into such a job.

Well, here I am. I hope I can be of help.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@suciefer_art Apologies. He is... well, sick.

I will be replacing him momentarily.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

— This Just In.

Mayor Evermore has been stricken with an unknown illness.

Not much has been known.

But it is known that he will be momentarily stepping down as Mayor to take a well-needed break.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@Maddi_Patty_ 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝...

𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝙿𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚢, 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

𝙰𝚊𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚗𝚍𝚍𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚜!

... 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔?-

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ @Maddi_Patty_]

Why do I evem try? I k npw nothing about running a townM I jus.t want to help the. communitt bUt I'm so dumb that I can't stupid stypiD stupid stypif

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@Maddi_Patty_ 𝚂𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝?

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎! 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢, 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎!

𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝚑𝚖𝚙𝚑.!

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@Mother0fSkid 𝙱𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

𝙸 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙱𝚄𝙸𝙻𝚃 𝙴𝙳𝙴𝙽 𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙻'𝚂 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 3-4 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝙾𝚁𝚂!

(𝙿𝚕𝚞𝚜 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚙𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝)

𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗! #Evermore4Mayor #reelection

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

@DipleyCult 𝚂𝙷𝚄𝚃 𝚄𝙿. 𝙳𝙸𝙿.

𝙸𝙼 𝚃𝚁𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙴𝙴𝙿 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝚆𝙽.

𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙼 𝚃𝚁𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝚆𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙽 𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽.

[Mayor García Lattergas @MayorGLattergas]

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚑𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖, 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎.

𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎!

[ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄɪᴀ @Maddi_Patty_]

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