Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap

Welcome the lovely village of Hinderstap. Now kindly move along.

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@ChosenMesaana Do not, I repeat do NOT visit our inn. Please?

[Nicholas - Youthful Ogier at heart @ArrylT]

Joke inspired by @Tim_al_Thor & @child_nota

What do you get when you cross the @MayorHinderstap, Twitters #hindertrap thread and Rahvin?

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A whole bunch of Strea king. 😁

#badjokes
#dadjokes
#TamJokes
#TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@GregLynn9418 No pulp! If I wanted soup I would’ve ordered the soup.

[Boursin Cheese @BoursinCheese]

@MayorHinderstap Can confirm

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

ANNOUNCEMENT: The Office Of The Mayor is officially now out of the glorious Boursin Cheese spread that was leftover from the weekend’s year end festivities. We ask that you all respect our privacy during this difficult time. #TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

LETTER FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MAYOR: “It has been determined that Boursin Cheese is the best cheese spread. We will be taking no further questions”
#TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@GregLynn9418 @horrorandcandy In the states you can stream it on Hulu (FX). I highly recommend this show.

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@FarDareisMaiJr I just fainted. Be right back.

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

LETTER FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MAYOR: “It has been determined that Boursin Cheese is the best cheese spread. We will be taking no further questions”
#TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

How is THIS for a Bad Wheel of Time take … Moiraine sent the red ajah after Mat, they catch him and mess him up so bad that he now looks like Dónal Finn. In related news, I may or may not be drinking bourbon at the moment.
@badwottakes #TheWheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

When Lanfear crashes the holiday party. #TheWheelOfTime #twitteroftime @LanfearChosen

[Gallen @blackdoggg]

When your “cool cousin” arrives at Christmas dinner after she was away at school for one semester.
#Christmas #Christmas2021 #Festivus

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@BrownAjahB @verin__sedai 😲✂️

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

Whenever I type “forsaken” my phone wants to autocorrect to ‘foreskin’ and I do not know how I feel about that. #TheWheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime #thirstoftime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@verin__sedai 😳 Verin! You just made me drop my phone down some stairs! 😂🤣

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@SoundingTheHorn @TheWheelOfTime @danielhenney @that_weave @gaulaiel @CaldazarEagle @Wheel_of_Prime @AielWiseOne @Jasnah_Sedai @WiseOne_Avi @SphericalClocks @thelordofmayene @RayRichardsWOT @GreenStateGuy1 @AsmodeanIam @dragons_piece @HeridFel2 @AshaLogain @Lanz_J23 @MumSedai I mean, come on. I am clearly the obvious choice here. As mayor I get the best table at all the fancy restaurants, I have this fancy sash that says “mayor”. Oh also I cannot die.

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@wot_healer @TheWheelOfTime @Kfon101 @MatsPips @randsredcoat @theRand_hand @TheSealbreaker @WoTNerdGirl @AielMelindhra @MarinVere @rhadamasunawa Aw shucks. Thank you! Honor to be part of such a family!

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@TheSealbreaker Oh man, did they? I gotta look into this. Tks.

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

PLACE YOUR BETS:
Will we meet, however briefly, a member of the Forsaken in the season finale? Reply with “yes/no” and what your wager will be for the ultimate #twitteroftime street cred.
Bonus Points if you correctly name the member of the Forsaken. #TheWheelOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

Hey guys, seriously, let’s hear my buddy Matrim out…..

[Matrim Cauthon 🇵🇸 @lordmatcauthon]

@megsokay @dinzmeria if only we get bill murray to play its mayor

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

You’re welcome to visit whenever you like. Bring that wine. Our B&B hostess is a bit particular. Bedtime is 5pm.

[Meghan O’Keefe @megsokay]

So I got to the Hinderstap chapters in THE GATHERING STORM... #TwitterOfTime

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@TaraBenAuthor Ooo interesting take! I’m gonna rewatch her

[Barlden, Mayor of Hinderstap @MayorHinderstap]

@lordmatcauthon @megsokay @dinzmeria I intend to will this into existence!