Gallen

Chicago comedy person of sorts. Co-author of FURT (board game). A hotdog is not a sandwich. Son of immigrants 🇮🇪

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@brookebreit Brooke! Get outta there!

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@chrystal_ok Cereal is soup. Soup can be dinner.
Check mate.

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@energybants It was a different time albeit only ~10 years ago. There was global public outcry against nuclear. “According to a 2012 Yomiuri Shimbun survey, 573 deaths have been certified as "disaster-related" by 13 municipalities affected by the Fukushima nuclear disaster.”

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@TexIowan @deeohtee @JimCrago

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@CheapSeats411 Stuck On You

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@GoldyHawks I pray there’s a pencil with teeth marks found in the glove box.

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I'm sorry, but no writer will ever top this opening paragraph

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@Keelin_12ft

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@JohnPGlynn @MisterSniffen @misterarnie @adalrifai Wearing a belt over his shirt is, I feel, a bold choice.

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So long Omicron. Hellloooooo Godzilla.

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@tim_baltz Baltz, if you haven’t checked out Berry’s “Year Of The Rabbit” yet, please do and then let’s discuss.

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When your “cool cousin” arrives at Christmas dinner after she was away at school for one semester.
#Christmas #Christmas2021 #Festivus

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@JohnPGlynn #BearWeather ain’t a thing anymore.
Signed,
Arlington Heights Dome

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@IreneMarquette I had to look up three of these words. Thank you for broadening my horizons.
PS. One of those words was “nude”. I did that for myself.

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Farts. A 🧵 thread. Wait, is this what a thread is? Or is it a TikTok. Either way here are my friends talking about farts back to back on my timeline. I like my friends. We’re all gonna be ok. @stclairandy @brookebreit

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@caitlinnjuliaa @flemdawg97 I helped if only for a moment.

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@Keelin_12ft Dogs cannot look up. #RodgersFacts

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@GoldyHawks @kc_fun @Fjoecanale [Following this thread, drinking Charna’s Swanel cola]

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@katecjames

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