Not Mayor Jacob Frey

I am not Mayor Jacob Frey. However, I AM a peepee poopoo mayor. Parody account. Please don’t visit

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

I know we’re all making fun of him, but it’s tough to know what to do when your wife leaves you

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

It’s time to turn to New Year’s resolutions and changes for the year to come, if you have the follicles for it. Happy holidays! #MustachePLS

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

more like a paroDEEZ NUTZ lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Wedge LIVE!™ @WedgeLIVE]

Three of the last four meetings (March, May, June) of the Minneapolis Police Conduct Oversight Commission have been cancelled due to inability to make quorum. 9 seats, 6 vacant. Quorum is 4.

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Sounds like my kind of candidate! 😍

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

So when your favorite decent wholesome Democrat uses that same vile fear mongering playbook, when he claims "mass incarceration is what people of color are clamoring for" to try to win the Hennepin County Attorney's office - what will you do?

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

So @MayorFrey word that the city would enter into good faith negotiation around a consent degree was yet another lie. He is so confident that residents will never hold him accountable for being a liar that he is just brazen with it now.

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

all i have to say is that if yr attracted to whiners with a victim complex, u should hmu with yr best baby shield 😏

[🇵🇸REVOLT (and use alt txt) #RiotsWork @PublicNewSense1]

Wonder if @MayorPPPooPoo has any comment on this very real excerpt of a recent Racket article

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

The police that you are scared to say Defund are the weapon used against you when they criminalize your rights to bodily autonomy. The police are always the weapon against civil rights in this country. Always. But, yeah, we cant say defund that weapon against us, right?

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

🥰🥰🥰

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

The mayor + city attorney want to go hard at journalists including the victim because Tirado so far is refusing to settle, she also named Chief Arradondo. Good for her bravery to follow through. Shame on the mayor being so intent on sweeping all dirt all the time under the rug.

[D.A. Bullock @BullyCreative]

Our city is issuing subpoenas to journalists to defend MPD against accountability for partially blinding another journalist doing their job. Let that sit with you. This is the leadership of @MayorFrey.

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Strike? What strike?

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

meet your new chief of MPD, minneapolis! 😍

[Soup for my Family 🥣🧦🤖 @soupformy_fam]

@barnaby99 @BullyCreative

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

#ShelleyLeeson

[brit @BritCulp]

Good evening.

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Masks? We don’t need no stinking MASKS! 😷

It’s not like I’m purportedly leading a major city through a respiratory pandemic spread easily via aerosolized viral spray ☺️

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

BESTIES 😍

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Who? 🥸

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

Did the mayor get jacked or is he just hiding?

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Where’s Jacob? Too busy in the Worst Mayors group chat patting Ted Wheeler on the back?

[Not Mayor Jacob Frey @MayorPPPooPoo]

Have you seen me? #MayorOfWhatBan
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