Mayor - 🐀

Geocities smut rememberer, always the reader never the writer, art supply horder, book reader and i will die on any hill.

Blocked by Hideki Kamiya

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

Magical. Felt like my first time. The belt has been changed to a soft chocolate buttercream and that's really helped elevate the euphoria. I savored every swalow.

The Santa's 2021 yumnut is Mayor approved.

Nothing smoother will slide down your throat this holliday season.

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

🎼 It's the most wonderful time of the year!

@necnill @Meevil

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

@LordMowens @merseyrail And the train driver that has to live with that??? Come on man. This is frustrating as fuck but the least we can do is treat train drivers as people.

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

@JonKeighren @merseyrail This has been going on since 12. My group got stopped AFTER buying tickets at Hamilton square. We were told that a tresspasser was on the line. 15 minutes later we were told that the liverpool trains were running again and we could travel.

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

The one thing I'm going to say about this: You CAN just hunker down for 4 years and do your best to ignore socials and media. You are allowed to ignore the 24hr news cycle.
We delt with 12 years of conservatives, it can be done. You don't have to suffer updates constantly.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

echoes of wisdom out tomorrow..

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Finished prep work for NanoWrimo in record time.

[Cambs Police 💙 @CambsCops]

Please be aware that currently the M11

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

Looked after Pepper last week. We found a ball and I finally got to experience her doing somewhat good recall 😅

(The lead remained on and I was right to do so she's a menace)

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

Came across this absolute unit of a hedgehog yesterday and I'm still not over it.

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

Got a Game Awards email and it felt like a jumpscare. LEAVE ME ALONE GEOFF

[AK @Akfamilyhome]

BREAKING: Recently surfaced photos from the Nintendo Museum reveal that the giant Nintendo 3DS has already been modded. Anonymous sources have confirmed it was "surprisingly easy"

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

Somehow, Peter Molyneux returned.

[Rosarie Maria🦐 @horngal]

Just saw this exchange on Reddit and chose to view it as when a character in a film is dying and the other person is describing the beautiful future they were going to share.

[Mayor - 🐀 @MayorReturns]

@N00ling And wait for stuff to dry :(