jock mermaid 💗💜💙

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a real rowdy bean
she/her

[Carly @brunchproblems]

RIP to Brian Wilson, who said that Be My Baby by the Ronettes is as important as Einstein's theory of relativity (he was right).

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

me at every wedding with an open bar

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

she seems fun

[z @bowiezfr]

I love you cunty mercutio

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

the men i know who don’t suck to be around have lots of friends js 🙃

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

correct (non-derogatory)

[kafka twigs @WongKarBhai]

this is what addison rae sounds like to me

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

@shelbipolk other than becoming karina longworth (my dream job)

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

@shelbipolk saaame but how do i make a living :((

[777 @_garrettcharles]

just saw a TikTok of someone eating a Publix sub on a beach in Florida

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

me when the world is burning but i just want to be a silly little clown

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

they're like if the paul brothers were good

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

@GradyJefferson2 women always know

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

@GradyJefferson2 he spent the first five episodes lecturing his brother about how women are not people 😭

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“The Great Gatsby is dated and irrelevant.” You’re right. What could a novel about a generation of young men becoming hustlers and white nationalists because they were sold a lie about the American Dream possibly have to say about our current moment?

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

considering a new hobby where i off tune hum a song that’s stuck in my head and snapchat it to @GradyJefferson2 and he tells me what it was

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

apartment walls are so thin i can tell my neighbor just started watching sex and the city from S1 E1, hope she’s okay

[jock mermaid 💗💜💙 @Mayreeeeee]

i’m gonna be so real with you what do you mean elijah wood is american

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

the rest is still unwritten bro