Mary and Jane

Mom 🧑‍🧒|| Star girl 💫|| Building KEMA 🚀

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

Just removing monetisation would massively improve this hellsite.

[Ọlọ́wọ́ọṣíbí Of Ibadan🧡🔥❤️ @MissMotunrayo2]

I like it when they talk politics in public transport even though I would never open my mouth

Someone was eating Agbado and this Man said Ishe Tinubu niyen, To ba wole leekan si Shuku Agbado le ma je😂😂😭

[Upcoming rich girl💰 @Favour_Kammie]

Dyslexia is very far na
You’ve gone too far

Left handed kids

[Superstar Osas ✨ @OsasOkonyon]

Ehn oshamo no dulling no sleeping new week new blessing anybody wey pray for your downfall nain go fall more money more blessing more cash out more big bag loke loke lola kun faya kun! Shall never kpeme shall never lack!

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

I love people who enjoy writing. Because this could have been "Someone stole my generator 💔"

[The Graced Olabisi @OlabisiZoey]

When people say “they are close to Lagos”, “they are now in Oyo state”, I really don’t understand

The places they’ve been attacking are not as important?

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Now imagine us that didn’t hear what baba said.

[Nans @nansbello]

This is why i lose my mind when people talk about politics like it’s a game. This is the direct result of the politics our politicians are “playing”.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Because it’s an important skill😭😭 people at work will piss you off 😭

[Big Bad Boyo (B3) Edo commando ⚔️❤️‍🔥⚔️ @boyoleko]

Fed that nigga water, sand and garri! I know my avatar😂

[Engr. Timi @teemee_lehin]

If I am to google what carbonara is while reading a book, they should google akara.

Idk why we have to hand hold anybody in fiction.

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

The only reason why she isn’t as recognized as she should be is because it’s a faceless account!

Her content is 1 of 1. Recipe 1 of 1
Her customer service on her retail page? 10/10.
The person behind this brand is solid.

[ADAEZE👩‍🍳👸-THE BLUEPRINT/ODOGWU OF BANANA BREAD @adaezennaji_]

Oh this is actually nice. With all the uproar I’d been seeing on the tl, I thought she was selling one or two pads for 25k.

It’s a nice and thoughtful kit. It’s just not ideal for a country with an insane number of poor people. Maybe most of her potential buyers might be people from neighboring countries. But by watching this video and how she explains everything, you can tell that a lot of thought went into this.

4 packs of pads, plant based wipes, a pack of panty liner with wings, a stationary purse and a book that teaches you about puberty is a great deal for 25k if we’re being honest.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

why is my STOMACH GROWLING. EAT THE FAT. THATS FHE POINT.

[:La belle: @tosyn__]

They’re very stupid.

[YH @Yemihazan]

Day 3, the kidnapped kids and teachers in Oyo are still in captivity, still no statement from your President, no media focus too... Sad stuff

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Lmao I have 2.
Mother Teresa and Mahatma Gandhi.

Mother Teresa let dying patients be treated with blunt reused needles, had a mortality rate about 40% in her clinics and when she was confronted about the conditions, said there’s something beautiful in seeing the poor accept their lot, and to suffer it like Christ’s Passion. Doctors called her facilities “homes for the dying”. And cancer patients were given aspirin for pain.

Gandhi too, the face of universal peace, the person that said “be the change you wish to see”, spent years in South Africa describing Black Africans as “savage”, “dirty” and living like animals. He campaigned actively to prove to British rulers that Indians were superior to native Black Africans. He also organized a brigade to help suppress a Zulu uprising. His defenders say he evolved. Maybe.

Nobody likes to talk about the entire sides of history.

And these are their summarized versions btw.

[Mary and Jane @Mayrijane_]

I dislike days like this. Having meetings all through makes me feel so unproductive.

[W🫶🏾 @woonu_o]

This is the car
Toyota Corolla : SMK759HY
Last seen : Acme Crescent, Ogba, Lagos
This is the only picture I have but the scratch is no longer there