Frank Mazzarella

A Pilgrim in search of Truth, who loves Tennyson and You've Got Mail with equal fervor. Oh, and proud member of Team Cap.

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

New York City will look like a haunted Six Flags that closed in 1978 in six more months

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

I’ve watched Love, Actually four times in the last month (twice in theaters), and I love it more each time

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

@cayloe Haha I swear by my L’Occitaine cologne, which smells like Christmas in Kennebunkport (which holy moly that’s what it should be called)

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

I’m convinced nobody at Nespresso has ever tasted flavors before

Their “Pumpkin Spice Cake” pods taste exactly like those hot cinnamon candies I would buy along the the Freedom Trail on field trips as a kid

And my cologne has more vanilla notes than their “Vanilla Custard” pods

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Another lovely dinner at Ci Siamo—some of the best food I’ve enjoyed in NYC in years, and with Robin running a *superb* wine program, and Dawn behind the bar, all in a beautiful space, well, it’s pretty darn perfect

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

NYC is the greatest city in the world!! … unless you have to:

1. Run an errand after 6pm
2. Run an errand (anytime)
3. Commute crosstown
4. Commute downtown/uptown
5. Eat or drink after 915pm
6. Own a dining room table
7. Be happy

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Whenever I receive my weekly e-mail from Eleven Madison Park exhorting me to make a reservation, I invariably (1) chuckle bemusedly, (2) shake my head in a sort of gentle bewilderment, and then (3) promptly delete.

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Our dinner Saturday night @MentonBoston would stand out even in happier times and climes as wonderfully elegant and charming, but is all the more beautiful and precious now as a stalwart bastion of fine dining.

(Pheasant and venison on the same tasting menu—well, it’s paradise.)

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Hello @barbaralynchBOS—I am so happy to say I dined at No. 9 Park tonight, and savory courses were as beautiful as ever

Menton tomorrow night, for my girlfriend’s birthday

You are a beacon of fine dining and civility

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

@Uber_Support Hi, Once again an agressive driver (Uber Black) made us feel unsafe and we were forced to use LYFT. I know your company is better than this.

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The new #Hawkeye trailer gave us exactly what we all wanted. A better look at Rogers: The Musical. 🤤

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

I think I found the inspiration of @AOC dress

I regret my generous donations

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Hey @Uber_Support you kept us waiting for 16 min and canceled twice

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

@BostonGlobe @devrafirst New EMP will crash and burn, Chef Hume will return to conventional (meat-based) menus, and hopefully that will be the end of this theorizing

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

I want future Marvel to be more Falcon & Winter Soldier, but future Marvel wants to be more Loki.

Why!!? Being clever while you DC yourself is still DC-ing yourself.

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

@verizonfios Hi is there an outage for zip code 11231 (Brooklyn NY)

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Once Hadestown is blaring on your Bose speakers, it’s time to accept the cards Fate dealt you, turn up the volume, put the proverbial foot on the metaphorical gas, and batch up more 4:1 Monkey 47 Martinis

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Sometimes I think Season 6 of Community (which is a brilliant, dark, weird, hilarious, poignant masterpiece) is my broken soul on canvas

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Find a girl to watch Meet Joe Black with you

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

Dear Hollywood,

I’ve come up with the most brilliant cast for the 2023 Tender is the Night movie you must produce:

Dick Diver: Chris Evans
Nicole Diver: Gemma Chan
Rosemary Hoyt: Naomi Scott
Abe North: Tom Hiddleston

Thank you in advance,
Frank

[Frank Mazzarella @MazzarellaFrank]

2015 Barolos do not disappoint