Future southerner

Pronouns are for first graders

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

They attacked Elon nonstop for doing the same thing, and he didn’t even have a literal Nazi tattoo.

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@iWomansplainer After #2 they got significantly worse. Changed my diet and got way better. Had to eliminate gluten and reduce sugars but it worked.

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@EODHappyCaptain I purchased this exact chair at Aldi for 9.99 2 years ago

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

This baby was born at 34 weeks. Still legal to abort in over ten states (including D.C.).

Jeremiah 1:5 - “Before I formed you in the womb I knew you…”

Made in the Image of God. No child should be aborted

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@ilv_mycountry @UPMC did the same to me the day my daughter turned 13. She was in the hospital with a mental issue, took my access away. It's SO ridiculous that a 13 year old cousin block a parent from their medical history

[Steel City Scoreboard @Steelscores]

Triolo is so bad he cost this team so many runs.

I’ll say it every game and continue to say it every game.

Please get him off of this team.

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@BlackLabelAdvsr TBH until I was 20 I didn't really like kids/babies and wasn't sure I wanted them. Life can change a lot if you meet the right person. Been a SAHM for 12 years, PTA president, scout leader, etc. Can't imagine my life another way now

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@femiiiszn My kids read a ton and I love when they use words from their books and totally blow the pronunciation

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@bowtiedmeathead I've had a door dash gift card for over a year now. Wanted to use it many times, but even though it was gifted to me I just can't. Between the inflated cost, service fees, and tip it's NOT worth it. I drive to pickup every single time

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@its_Lynx1 Women are so cute and definitely a little better than the other one she is wearing a shirt and wearing a jacket

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@BowTiedYukon How many ass cheeks and stomachs did you see? I can't even with the short shorts right now

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@Romy_Holland Also my second was SO EASY compared to my first. She is also now a teen and so much more difficult than her older sis 😆

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@Romy_Holland I had that baby. Fought every nap, when I held her she had to face out or she got annoyed. Cried in church. Screamed in her car seat. Entirely stopped napping at 21 mo. She's an amazing teenager now who is kind, super smart, detailed, motivated, and is the cleanest kid ever.

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

Luckily these non-binary pride shirts are available in two types…

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

CNN has stopped running a live chyron of gas prices under their programs now that the price is dropping. Tells you all you need to know.

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@ThePoniExpress I'm looking forward to more Triolo strikeouts and Ozu a groundouts

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@saniyafatma1278 43 years old, never had fake nails. Did get a manicure once when I was 18 for prom. It's a waste of money, embrace your natural nails!

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@Pirates 🤢

[Future southerner @MazzoRay3]

@JHartFlips In 2006 I paid $160 a month (my employer paid a little more than that per month) and everything was covered after my $50 copay for any doctor I visited. Healthcare is broken.

[Patriota @Patriota_81]

I can honestly say that Taylor Swift has officially surpassed Meghan Markle as the most annoying fucking person in the world…