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[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

9am: “Marriage is slavery for women”

10am: “I have told my boyfriend if you don’t marry me this year, you are a time waster”

11am: “You don’t need to have money to marry a woman. As long as you are working, any amount a man makes is ok”

12noon: “If you don’t make enough money to take good care of a woman, why exactly do you want to marry?”

1pm: “I am willing to support a man as a woman but it is his job to provide”

2pm: “Money is not everything to women; what matters is seeing that our man is doing something.”

3pm:, “But my money is my money and his money is our money”

4pm: “We have a heart of gold and we don’t care about money at all”.

5pm: “However I will not do 50/50 or 70/30 with any man. I can only support with whatever I have. I cannot promise any percentage to a man from my salary”

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Listening to Nigerian babes on social media is a dangerous sport.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Davido seems to understand how to fight APC.

He threatened to report Tinubu to Trump over the freezing of Edo State account and Tinubu immediately called EFCC to unfreeze the account.

Monday Okpebholo called his uncle a dancing governor, and Davido replied by dropping Monday's parallel D7 WAEC result. Okpebholo never reply again.

Bashir Ahmad mocked him for not winning a Grammy, and Davido told him that he's achieved a lot and Bashir's just a small boy who came into politics by accident. Till now, Bashir didn't reply.

Davido cautioned Hope Uzodimma and advised him to embrace peace during his campaigns in Osun State. Hope Uzodimma said Davido is a son to him and also an in-law, he's only coming to Osun in the capacity of APC campaign director and he's not coming to cause trouble.

It's like we really underrated Davido's motion.

[Augustus @AugustusDelano]

The task of man is to labor with joy, love with sincerity, give with pleasure, see with reverence, listen with affection, speak with prudence, and pray with every breath

[H⃗i⃗g⃗h⃗S⃗p⃗i⃗r⃗i⃗t⃗🪔 @Highspirit31]

@FinPlanKaluAja1 The reason why Kennar is the best is he would do his skit and make you think his from your country.

[MegaByte @Mb_megaa]

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[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Schools attended as published by INEC:

Peter Obi:
1. St. Augustine's Primary School, Anambra, 1973
2. Christ the King College, 1978
3. University of Nigeria, Nsukka, 1984

Bola Tinubu:
1. Primary School - EMPTY
2. Secondary School - EMPTY
3. Higher School - B. Sc 1979

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.

You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.

Taking note.

[Felix @felixherbt]

The audacity of INEC to publish Tinubu’s academic credentials with primary and secondary schools missing and to certify him fit to run for the presidency is a big slap to every learned person in Nigeria 🤯

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

"A child who cannot speak their father’s or mother’s language will, at some point, stand in that homeland and feel like a stranger. Not unwelcome, not unloved, just outside something that was supposed to be theirs by birth." - Nwanyị Ọcha 2026.

[Obinna @obinna__007]

@ARISEtv @tijanihabeeb For Pinnick to come out and publicly support this only reinforces the belief that it’s not in the best interest of football.

[messifan @severingmoney61]

The moment they realised....

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I find it strange that every few years, some Africans argue about whether their own native language is “useful.”

A language is not valuable because it gets you a job.

A language is valuable because it carries the memory of a people.

English connects you to the world but your mother tongue connects you to your identity, your history, your grandparents, your culture, and a way of thinking that cannot be fully translated.

The future belongs to people who can preserve who they are while engaging the world.

The real advantage is raising a child who can think, dream, and express themselves fluently in their local language, while also communicating confidently in English and other global languages.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Nigeria boycotted the Commonwealth Games in 1986 on the principle of fighting against apartheid.

Nigeria did not have a personal quarrel with the citizens of the UK or Edinburgh; it was on principle. So saying that artist should be allowed to perform in Nigeria because we have no personal quarrel is myopic.

There is a time for everything; maybe someday she will come back and do a bigger concert in Nigeria, but not at this time.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

- Trump discovers the influence and money that football generates and wants the World Cup rights. Infantino needs re-election first.

- UEFA turns against him.

- So Infantino hands the 2026 World Cup to UEFA in exchange for their votes.

- He also promises protection to 'Chiqui' Tapia in exchange for his silence.

- Čeferin (UEFA president) then appoints fellow Slovenian Slavko Vinčić (linked to organized prostitution, drug trafficking and illegal weapons) as referee for the final.

- Argentina didn't go out and play the final.

- Vinčić retires one week later.

- Trump nominate Gianni Infantino as the next Secretary-General of the United Nations.

- FIFA sells a percentage of the World Cup to private investors close to Donald Trump. Infantino would become a “commissioner” of that new company that would administer the World Cup.

Yeah, nothing happened in that final. Totally normal...

[ganesh @breathMessi21]

we should recycle this tweet every single day 😂😂

[Afropolitan 🅰️🌶 @afropolitan]

Tonye Cole couldn't win a contract in Nigeria as a 27 year old Nigerian.

So he and his partners invented a white boss. Registered a company in the Isle of Man, gave it a European name, and walked into Lagos offices pretending to be his staff.

Worked for 3 years.
That company became Sahara Group.

New episode. Out now

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

They hunt, loot and kill your kit and kin in a land

You go and dance at a concert

Some of you are brain-dead

[Dan @001Oxygen]

How do you even Defend this ??

“I Cried not because my country will be Eliminated because I missed my penalty. I cried because my 27 Successful penalty streak was ended”

Ronaldo said this to the public. This is the height of selfishness

[Ejiro Peters @ejirogh3ne]

Started verifying wines with this app before adding them to my cellar, and it dawned on me that a lot of wines sold in Nigeria don’t even exist in wine databases. What exactly are we drinking in this country?