MBA Mikey

recovering MBA. jokes about ironic classmates. more friends over on Instagram @mba_mikey

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There’s a parallel universe where the world just found an offensive joke from Zelensky’s comedy career and is turning against him

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@christopherrufo Me and the boys moving to California to become millionaires

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@christopherrufo Me and the boys moving to California to become millionaires

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@DanielSLoeb1 This guy rocking the outdoor mask is the least surprising thing I’ve seen in 2025

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We are so back

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@henrythe9ths FUNDRAISE

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@EricJorgenson @jeremygiffon They should simply sell compilations of Henry Kravis quotes if they want to achieve true greatness

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@elonmusk A Silicon Valley episode in which Gavin Belson’s security guy collects photos of Hooli engineer’s families and interrogates the guys with inexplicably hot wives

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@nonequitypartnr @JTLonsdale About 1/12th as much as mine did (which is still quite a bit, evidently)

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Me ahead of a big fundraising trip to the Gulf

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Private equity guys doing restoration contractor rollups when it rains hard enough to ruin people’s homes/significantly disrupt their lives

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@BriannaWu @grok Just circling back. He (or his campaign) did, indeed, publish this and it’s still live on the site.

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@BriannaWu @grok is this satire or did Zohran actually publish this

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@angremaruu The original post turned out not to be satire (as I had assumed it was) - it’s straight off his own campaign website. Surely you could take the 90 seconds to go look…

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@BillKristol You don’t “gotta say” - this is pretty consistent with your deranged arc

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Do the bussin haircut kids all come by the curly hair naturally or is there some sort of wizardry at play? Serious question

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@chuckschumer @ZohranKMamdani 🤡🤡🤡

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People who bought in Miami during COVID watching refugees from Mamdani’s NYC pay $1200/sf for condos in Brickell

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Iranian sailors getting orders to block the Strait of Hormuz the day after learning why the US can’t afford free healthcare

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Who’s the guy making doors where you can’t tell whether to push or pull? He needs to be named, shamed and barred from the industry