Green apple 🍏

[Neli @MainNeli_]

Colleague aliweka trial ya Excel akasahau ku unsubscribe. Jana asubuhi na mapema wamekata Thateen Sausands Singaporean Dollars ya mwaka jamaa hajakuwa akipumua vizuri hata kidogo. Analia kila dakika.

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Unataka nguo zake sindio??

[Kilel @dylan_kilel]

Is it possible to have a solution where my monthly WiFi subscription is merged with my Safaricom or Airtel line so that I stay connected even when I'm outside my house? Or is it a bad business model?

[Anisa Ackerman🖤 @anisatweets]

I was there

[Liloh♡ @Liloh254]

Huyu ameintroduce baby mama ati relative from baby’s side😂😂

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

More than 16 years of education, yet no one taught us how to console a grieving friend or what to say when someone we love is at their lowest.

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Witticism.

[Timmytheblog @timmycruisee]

I have tailored my résumé so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

As a country tuko mbaya aki😭😭

[𝑅𝑢𝑎𝑛𝑧𝑛🇾🇪 @Ruanzn77]

Como identificar um Nutella kkkkkkkkk Naruto usou os clones da sombra dele pra lutar nos 4 campos da guerra enquanto o verdadeiro tava lutando contra 7 bijuus sozinho

[slink @slinkout]

Binged 4 episodes of a show and realized I'm using mobile data

[Boba @supersnwu]

😭😭😭😭

[S V 🏆 @Sup3rbobb]

ARTTTETTTAAAAAA

[SarcasmCozICantKillYou @Mohhh__]

I’d take uni much more seriously than I did
And I’d join the clubs and network more
I really fumbled 😭😭

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

The people we clowned for joining AISEC were the ones who after campus got Unilever and UN jobs while we tarmacked

[Santi @PeakSxnti]

I've been seated here for 5 minutes wondering how Calafiori got involved in a three man triangle with Havertz and Ben white on my right wing.

[Tripp @FullTimeTripp]

You don’t want to go machine for machine with Arsenal fans about injustice.

You don’t have the facilities, big man.