Otieno Aluoch

No one likes feeling stupider than the next
persons.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

HOW TO INCREASE YOUR AURA:

1. Don’t talk about your plans, show results.
2. Smile with your mouth closed.
3. Nod, instead of saying yes.
4. Don’t talk that much about yourself.
5. Don’t always be available.
6. Have a firm handshake.
7. Speak calmly and deliberately.
8. Dress in a clean, confident style.
9. Be comfortable with silence.

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

Happy New Year 2026

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

Hapana ogopa

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Wakisii kindly can you decide whether you want to be Kenyans or we donate you to some other country, Embarambamba is embarrassing you while you are there seated enjoying this nonsense 🤣🤣🤣, mi naye wakisii mnashtua...

[Mind Over Weakness @mindoverweaknes]

THE 5 MOST FAMOUS LAWS IN THE WORLD:

1. Murphy Law

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[successmovers @successmoverss]

7 Things you should do before 7am:

1.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

European MPs have voted to block funding to Tanzania and to consider sanctions against powerful people behind human rights violations.

Our latest report on CNN keeps the international spotlight on Tanzania

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

We will be there... no matter what

[Ron GCD @LDegaire]

@gabrieloguda No doubt... Ruto will today be served officially with divorce papers.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

BREAKING: President Ruto nominates 10 new cabinet secretaries, bringing opposition members into his government:
1. John Mbadi – National Treasury
2. Salim Mvurya – Investment Trade & Industry
3. Rebecca Miano – Tourism & Wildlife
4. James Opiyo Wandayi – Energy and Petroleum
5. Kipchumba Murkomen – Youth Affairs, Creative Economy & Sports
6. Hassan Ali Joho – Mining, Blue Economy &
7. Dr Alfred Mutua – Labour and Social Protection
8. Wycliffe Oparanya – Cooperatives, MSME Dev’t
9. Justin Muturi – Public Service
10. Stella Soi Lang’at – Gender, Culture, Arts & Heritage

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

He's calling it advice

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

Mutahi Kahiga sometimes makes me blash in a way that pleases God! He was the first person to tell President William Ruto to fire the ENTIRE CABINET because some Cabinet Secretaries, including Duale, Kuria, etc., were not reading from the script with Riggy G. Remember,  Mt. Kenya had over 7 slots for CS! In his shareholding mentality, he now wants President William Ruto to give the Mt. Kenya region more CSs, or else he'll not be voted for in 2027. Haha, President William Ruto is being sabotaged and stabbed in the back by someone who has been telling him, TUKO NA WEWE MIA KWA MIA.

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

@HusseinMohamedg. What's the government's statement on the bodies retrieved from the quary?

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

The dci has technology to get and abduct peaceful protesters but not to get murderers... police are the first suspecr in these killings. Produce the murderers amongst yourselves

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

Discovery of bodies in Mukuru kwa Njenga, Embakasi Division

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Are you a former CS? Are you looking for a job? Log into https://t.co/I74LDSwXm3 and apply the jobs below

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

"Justice Majanja has left a profound mark on our justice institutions and on the rule of law."
https://t.co/ZC5F7Z2SLI

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

President Ruto : I have decided to dismiss with immediate effect all the Cabinet secretaries and the Attorney General except the prime cabinet secretary

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

The #judiciary spends millions on digital literacy, and they can not handle a simple zoom call

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

We're not sending police to haiti because we have the best or we have surplus. We're just going to do the devils work for a few penies

[Hon. Steve Mbogo @HonSteveMbogo]

The President should rethink his decision to call in the Military to handle the protests and find a way of calming the storm before it gets out of hand….

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

@StandardKenya You are a useless leader yourself

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

The last time Lamu iliona maandamano ni against Vasco da Gama in 1498. 😂🤣😂🤣

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

I will leave this here:

[Otieno Aluoch @McAluoch]

This was supposed to be the trap, it didn't work.