Colin McLaughlin

A potato longing to be a french fry.

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

Katie Porter could win a cage match with a white board.

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I regret that I said that gross stuff about Hasan on the pod, especially as it was in the context of not wanting to add to the amount of thirsting I imagine he receives online. Talking about sucking shit and cock? And I did it at his birthday dinner ? I’m ashamed

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@sammi_x0x_ Some problems solve themselves

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Scientists warn: " The Sun will swallow the Earth in JUST 5 billion years"

[TE-KEY-AH @ChefKeey___]

Philly need to fix these potholes my whole titty came out the bra.

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@sammichluvrrr Give me belly or give me death

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@KimChi_Chic your days are numbered, Diva

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@trixiemattel Ok….Jane

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@aquariaofficial He can’t tweet if we handcuff him to a radiator

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@okayskin @sabrinaw_ @snackhunting AHAHAHAHAHA

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@meatheadsaiyan I think a lot of people are calling themselves dom when they are just selfish.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I place kindness at the top of my list of human virtues. A fat ass is a close second.

[✨Molly Sanchez ✨ @SeriousMolly]

@Themb0flcation You should be in jail for writing this but while you’re in jail they should send you a Pulitzer

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@sammichluvrrr

[Tylor Brand @_Khayyat_]

@taliaotg Paw Patrol for Boomers.

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@laurennnn0607 The greatest gift is to feel that loved. What a fucking keeper.

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

Good to know that Ryan Murphy still ruins a good run.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Athena Grant will be sent to space in the new season of ‘9-1-1’

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@DumpsterJesus I don’t know….like….marry me?

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@kornbreadTMFS @fatdragmeatball

[Colin McLaughlin @McColzy]

@Gus_JordM Aw, come on! Let people be in l- *unmutes video*