Mudgeon of Cur

I used to read, now I just scroll

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

I read a novel where someone's whole job was flipping though books in a breezy sunlit attic with fruit trees gently rustling outside

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@capykater

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@raisinchoirgirl No but ask me that at 2:10 pm on Saturday and Sunday, it's bad

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

I went through a bagged salad phase till I realized they basically all got me sick. Trader Joe's clamshell salads as well. Idk what it is but bag salads are bad. On the other hand I've never had a problem with Earthbound's clamshell spring mix

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

As a bagged salad connoisseur, I can tell you the Taylor Farms-branded salad kits at the grocery store, the Good & Gather-branded salad kits at Target, and the 365 branded salad kits at Whole Foods are all the EXACT SAME PRODUCT. Dressing, toppings, etc. It’s all one thing

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

Me! It took me all day!

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

This took my all day to figure out

[Richard Behiel @RBehiel]

It amazes me that you can do this with an ordinary rubber band and a coffee mug.

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

Tonight, before the cool breeze
I purchased a fetching and finely wrought
Egyptian Book of the Dead

Only at Five Below

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

that’s my 3am shrimp

[ophelia @opheliasbathtub]

no one on this train has a fake leg

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@opheliasbathtub Well...

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@dusty_bumps Tee hee 🤭

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@iconoclast502 The dream 🙌🏼

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@Dirklandjay Just saw one at my favorite LA used bookstore, Other Books!

[Dirkland Jay @Dirklandjay]

Booze called Andy Warcohol and it comes in a Campbell’s soup can

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@Dirklandjay Well, it's Martin Shaw! He's one of a kind

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@Dirklandjay One point five k. One side for mayo. It's a necessity but I don't actually want to taste it (shiver)!

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@Dirklandjay Lucky!

[future saint 🇩🇪 🇪🇸 @alexamazov]

getting that summer body

[Mudgeon of Cur @McCrotchety__]

@copernicvs @RBehiel Look at the brains on this guy!