Dandool

I'll write something smart and witty later

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Yoshi Tell him to sign out of Twitter and pick up a book. #Kamasutra anyone?

[Dandool @McDandool]

@abuabdelelah يااااللهول إني أسمع نهيق الحمار وأرى لحيته وأشتم رائحة فم معتاد على تقبيل مؤخرات السلاطين 😂 .. يا شيخ وهل انت تعلم بنيات الناس أم أن الرب اصطفاك على البشر؟ #ثكلتك_أمك

[Dandool @McDandool]

@maashail10 @AIAqatar @UEFA @Turki_alalshikh زين جذي يا توتو خليت الناس تمصخرك؟ #آه_يا_فيفا منك لله يا شريرة يا مفترية 🤣🤣

[Dandool @McDandool]

@WHO how come gamers get a #gamingdisorder and readers are still called nerds? I demand to be labeled with a disorder!!!

[Dandool @McDandool]

Hello. My name is Dandool and I'm a Gamer. I'm not ashamed of my disease. I have accepted the fact that I have no control over my disorder. Gaming has destroyed my life. I was arrested for GAH (gaming at home) more than once. I killed so many lives on screen and I'm very sorry.

[Dandool @McDandool]

@maashail10 @AIAqatar @UEFA @Turki_alalshikh عيب عيب عيب .. ما يصير تقولون عنه bad dancer الناس أذواق واسالوا سالم #آه_يا_سالم

[Dandool @McDandool]

Wait, is one of the symptoms burning sensation during urination? Maybe not. #gamingdisorder

[Dandool @McDandool]

@WHO I have a theory that #gamingdisorder is caused by a strain of bacteria called "playingcoccus". It's transmitted to humans by aliens donating blood and eating undercooked fish.

[Dandool @McDandool]

I'm very serious. What if it was a virus? Or a fungus? WHAT IF #GAMINGDISORDER WAS AN STD?!!!!

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Yoshi let's start a #Gofundme page to raise money and awareness about gaming disorder

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Yoshi The first session is free. It will gauge the stage and grade of your #gamingdisorder

[Dandool @McDandool]

@UEFA @Turki_alalshikh @UEFA I apologize on behalf of the people of Earth for such a tweet.

[Dandool @McDandool]

@kmaloooo @AhmadQatar @UEFA @Turki_alalshikh الثور هو اللي ينطح اما الإنسان فقد كرمه الله بالعقل (للعلم فقط)

[Dandool @McDandool]

@AhmadQatar @AIAqatar @UEFA @Turki_alalshikh يا الهي مين مزعلها الحلوة #آه_آه_يا_في��ا

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Turki_alalshikh You can lean on my shoulder and cry babe xoxo

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Turki_alalshikh آه آه يا فيفا

[Dandool @McDandool]

@Yoshi Soon people will be getting sick leaves to be treated. I wonder what they'll do at home...

[Dandool @McDandool]

I have decided to establish the first #gamingdisorder Therapy service. You can contact me for help.

[Dandool @McDandool]

@violente_mort See you at the next Gaming Anonymous

[Dandool @McDandool]

@KLWHitmanPike @ODDRIGINAL You folks suffer from Logical Thinking disorder.