Dave G

Piffle. Music. Norse. Tit. Loves a good full stop.

[Dave G @McGolly]

Pinned tweets are for mooks.

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

🎶You better shape up
'Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true🎶

[Dave G @McGolly]

@KeithMinge @guy_parsons Marks out of 10?

[Dave G @McGolly]

@WifeofMrH8 And you m'dear! Nice to see your erm.....face. X

[Dave G @McGolly]

@guy_parsons @KeithMinge This is nearly as bad as when the 7 yo posted a photo of the wife's norks on LinkedIn.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@KeithMinge I am now, cheers ears. Have they still got that bloke that leaps about? I'm only going if they have. And play stuff off Swagger.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@marion_cafc It means my children are bellends. Same same lovely Marion. X

[Dave G @McGolly]

@KeithMinge @guy_parsons Cocking children. Hello both. I'm still here, sniffing covertly around your timelines.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@KeithMinge We should start some sort of club.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@LeuvenRich It was a prawn spring roll that did it. The mere sight of a spring roll is still enough to make me clench my bum cheeks.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@starshiphonda Lord knows Michael. It seems like only yesterday. Or maybe that's just because of all the flashbacks.

[Dave G @McGolly]

Today is the 10th anniversary of when I loudly and unexpectedly shat myself on a bus in Hanoi.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@BlondieBlonde70 Play them whatever his first album was called (can't remember - bit senile today) at high volume. Failing that, we'll come.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@BlondieBlonde70 Saw Format last year. Danced my ass off!

[Dave G @McGolly]

@4eyes_ Yours don't so much light up my timeline as honk like a goose.

[Dave G @McGolly]

@WifeofMrH8 Yo Chick, cheers m'dear. All good and hope this is also the case with you! X

[Dave G @McGolly]

@starshiphonda I post one nice tweet a year. You've had your chips until 2017.

[Dave G @McGolly]

Rare moment of niceness right there. Be a while until that happens again.

[Dave G @McGolly]

Your tweets light up my timeline like a string of fairy lights.

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When yer pure nutted & put in charge ae the tunes at the gaff