Mr McGrumpybum

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Moved south of the border in 1988. Then again in 1990. Then again in 1995. Getting quite used to the place now. Been other places too.

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Can recommend #Croatia for a holiday lads. Cracking weather, lovely people, good food and rather delicious wine!

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@I_amMukhtar He's an utter utter prick.

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Bloody loving this weather I am. Anyway, I'm freshly shorn, off to join other freshly shorn people with their brand new trainers for a well earned holiday.

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Pah! You can shove your world cup up your arse sideways. Didn't want it anyway.

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Brazil has a rather jaunty national anthem!

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When did it become fashionable to wear trainers with a suit? If you ever see me wearing trainers with a suit, you have my permission to shoot me.

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@notsosexintheci She's quicker than me! 😂

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Baaastaaard! 😡

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I'm offering a translation service for those who don't understand Duncan Ferguson. £5 per saying if anyone's interested.

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@notsosexintheci Yes, the noodles. Had to fight the dog for them.

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Just bought a mahoosive telly, so now I can watch Scotland get royally pumped by Morocco in HD tonight. Of course there's always a chance we won't, but..... 🤷🏻

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Brut33 it is then.

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Any recommendations out there for aftershave for my lads 21st birthday?

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@Dickwith2dogs Wire brush & dettol for you lad!

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Why does every email received on a Monday now start with 'I hope you had a lovely weekend'? Can we all please piss off back to the good old grumpy days??

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Thinking of buying a motorhome. Nowhere to park it at home though. Can I borrow your driveway? Just don't tell my Mrs where I got the money from.

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Parov Stelar on #Eurovision. If you haven't listened to his music, have a go. It's insanely interesting!

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Ah gutted for Hearts!

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@Fatbaldbloke1 Dammit! Missed that! 😡😂

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@Bunny_ngl Benton.......Benton.........BENTON.........for fucks sake BEEEEENNNNNTTTTTOOOON!