Mathieu

life is mad

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@GazBainbridge Heard @GavHoward had a spare

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@Rothmus OurBrows

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@bushontheradio Filming the gig with their phones

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Can someone explain how a great white gets all those battle scars? What is it battling with?

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@HullCity This must be why @Ricky_D1984 is to make the transatlantic flight

[dev ‧₊˚ ☽ ⋅ @shutupdevviee]

this one makes me CRY

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@GavHoward after seeing this

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂

Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

[Carlos Alberto Haro @h1sort]

Data An accountant
Scientists with excel

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@HornseaTownAFC The Ponytailed assassin scores when he wants

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@Ricky_D1984 @HornseaTownAFC Didn’t know that Matt Ingram played for Hornsea

[Mathieu @McNozza]

This is the game that @jefflaid plays after his dinner parties

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Jeffpardy is still hilarious

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@NoContextBrits This isn’t true. @Bread_and_Ink owned a chariot when younger.

[Mathieu @McNozza]

This is the exact same list of foods that @matspaf will only consume

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

Below is a complete list of all the foods my 5 year old will eat.

Is this normal?

Should I be worried?

How do I get him to eat better? He’s very, very stubborn.

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- Chicken nuggets
- Toast (white bread), with butter or peanut butter
- Peanut butter sandwiches (white bread)
- Plain Bagels (with cream cheese or peanut butter)
- French fries

- Apples (red)
- Bananas
- watermelon (no seeds)
- Strawberries
- Carrots
- Yogurt (strawberry)

- Waffles
- Pancakes

- Garlic bread
- clCheese pizza

- Whole Milk
- Water

- ritz crackers
- pretzels
- fruit snacks

- chocolate chip cookies
- ice cream (vanilla)

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@dr3x some sick flag details, broski

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why are so many flags red, white, and blue?

It all started 452 years ago in the Netherlands...

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@Bread_and_Ink @bielsas_bucket @secondtierpod You mean they’re not real? :-(

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@bielsas_bucket @Bread_and_Ink @secondtierpod £5 for a 4 pint pitcher on a Saturday afternoon. Last pint was flat and awful, but one didn’t care by then.

[Mathieu @McNozza]

@Bread_and_Ink @bielsas_bucket @secondtierpod Martin captured this picture of you both after your shift.