Jan Rieger

Californian/Liberal Christian/animal lover/happily married/#BLM/NEVER hike alone/make me laugh please/no DMs

[Jan Rieger @McRieger]

@Limeylizzie This is fantastic! I followed your illness and recovery. You go girl!

[Jan Rieger @McRieger]

This is outrageous. 29 of the 32 mental health apps track, share and sell your information.According to Mozilla Foundation.

[Jan Rieger @McRieger]

Aztec madness! Congratulations to San Diego State, heading to the Final Four!

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

The Final Season. Succession premieres Sunday at 9 PM. Seasons 1-3 now streaming on HBO Max.

[Lizbeth Meza @Lizbeth_Meza95]

@huntychan PEOPLE SWEAR!! Like we have been on the Internet as teens and adults for so long that we don't care!!! like we have nothing to hide! wtf do you want my data? all I do is look at videos of Perdo pascal and target shopping like so...

[jakeeee @huntychan]

we dgaf now sing Since U Been Gone

[Tropico 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @soIarIust]

i literally cannot 😭😭😭😭 stan twitter never fails to make me choke on my drinks 😭

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Remember how Ron DeSantis attacked Disney World and used his government power to penalize the company for speaking out in support of the LQBTQ community?

Disney World was NOT fazed one single bit! They have announced that they will host a major summit on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights in the workplace this coming September.

I want to give credit to Disney for standing up to DeSantis and continuing to advocate for LGBTQ rights.

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

How it started. How it's going.
Moral of the story: Take a chance, take some risks, be true to yourself, and always say yes to paradise.

[tate @50FirstTates]

people without anxiety baffle me. if ur not worried about the past present or future what the hell do u think about all day? tennis?? milk???

[tate @50FirstTates]

weird that u gotta wait for everyone’s food to be served before u eat but no one cares if u pick at ur fries. eat as many fries as u want but if u touch that burger i’m pulling out a gun

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: how much for the new roof

roofer: it’s on the house haha

me: haha

roofer: in all seriousness that’ll be thirty thousand dollars

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

i wish i'd have chosen a life of crime, just so i could answer every phone call with "yeah"

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

My kid asked if I wanted some whipped cream and then squirted it directly into my mouth, she’s only 8 and I’ve already taught her everything she needs to know

[meghan @deloisivete]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

A man-eating bear
Won’t put him in a tizzy
Nor poisonous snakes
All evil and hissy
He’s a man’s man
And not at all prissy
But show him a spider
And he’s

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

at my age not even the shower wants to see me naked