molly corbet

loosen up your chacs and stay awhile.

[Angela Butler, Ed.D @iamangbutler]

Finally watched Avengers:Infinity War and I have never felt so depressed. Like what do I do now?

I’m going back to bed and watching You’ve Got Mail on a loop for the rest of the day.

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

“I wish I could be as cool and hipster as Molly and Ashleigh, but I’m too country. Will you teach me?” Quote of the day by George Alderman

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

The host at LaCarreta just laughed at me because I had to get water out of my flats. #drenchburg

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

@KaraMilton 🙌🏻

[Kara Lindsey Milton @KaraMilton]

People keep saying the NRA gives money to politicians to keep their pro gun laws from changing.. can we start a gofundme to pay politicians to choose stricter gun laws?

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

After a long day of moving, I’m just glad I have clean sheets.

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

@KaraMilton Absolutely nothing.

[Tow'rs @towrsmusic]

When people tap their can before opening the tab on a soda I lose immediate respect for them.

[Gil 🌵 @gilwithonel]

Got a hot take here: racism is bad. Sorry if I offended anyone

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

Me: what’s your favorite season?
Gil: of The Office, season 5.

[Gil 🌵 @gilwithonel]

Discuss:

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

Don’t let the sun go down on your dirty dishes.

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

My co worker just said “I hate when I miss a spot shaving and I don’t realize it until 4 months later.” I’m sorry, what?

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

@rebeccabcarr An empty tomb 🎤

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

“How could I be the mafia when I eat pretzels all day? Plus I’m homeschooled and my bedtime is 8:30.” #thingskidssay

[Kara Lindsey Milton @KaraMilton]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

@rebeccabcarr

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

Vegas traffic for real stresses me out.

[Z @ZachReed97]

#GrowingUpInTexas If you remember this your childhood was lit

[molly corbet @McRuth12]

@KaraMilton YESS Kara😂