Laurin Carpenter

Plumber. working on other things to put in here.

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I want to drunkenly FaceTime a pretty gorl smfh

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I feel absolutely betrayed hearing that the moth memes are from 2018

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I never thought I’d hear flashing lights in a raising canes

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I don’t know what crisis I’m going through but there may be a correlation to me getting the casa bravo’s lunch buffet 4 days in a row this week

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

Why do I love feral women

[Nour Naim| نُور @NourNaim88]

🚨Video footage shows Israeli soldiers planting explosives to destroy the only water tank in the west of Rafah city southern #Gaza Strip , and then boasting about it on social media.

[Omar D. Foda @EgyptsBeer]

"We need you to vote to prevent fascism"

-Someone who gave seven standing ovations to a genocidal fascist

[Dan Cohen @dancohen3000]

Genocide Joe’s legacy

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

@Manslaughter87 Im jealous I have nowhere to set up the PC :/

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

Things to do once my house is done
1. Elden Ring dlc
2. Become an at home barista
3. Build a moonshine distillery

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

Kind of wanna set up my computer for the Elden ring DLC but I know my ass doesn’t have the time :(

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

Life is a bitch but I appreciate her

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I’m so fucking excited over my unions new contract

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

MSNBC broadcasting outright genocidal rhetoric about civilians not REALLY being civilians because they're "sympathizers" (and therefore their deaths matter less).

Does Donny realize that history's worst villains have used this sick logic to justify extermination campaigns?

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

My back is definitely not a fan of me carrying buckets of dirt up a ladder ffs

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: The FTC uncovered a series of texts between big oil CEO Scott Sheffield and OPEC officials agreeing to limit oil production to raise prices.

They raked in huge profits, while their scheme cost consumers $200 billion a year in higher prices.

That’s about $3000 per family.

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

Nikki Hailey in Israel scribbling "FINISH THEM"on the shells that the IDF is about to fire into Rafah in defiance of the International Court of Justice. Biden provided the shells, Republicans autograph them. The US political class is united in its complicity with this genocide.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Workers at Blue Bird—the country's largest electric school bus maker—just ratified their first union contract.

These Georgia workers won a union last year in one of the most improbable labor victories in a generation.

Now they've secured raises of up to 40%.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Imagine if Hamas militants repeatedly filmed themselves playing with the toys of Israeli children they had killed, maimed, driven from their homes and traumatised.

It would be front and centre in the evidence of how monstrous they are.

[Laurin Carpenter @McRuvin]

I go meow