Macca

[Macca @McSnizz]

Big shout out to my boy Luke who is in the last week of walking 100 miles in March in aid of @wwf_uk @WWF Couldn't be more proud of you Luke in the man you are becoming. A little set back last week but one last big push required to reach out target. ❤️ #100milesinmarch #WWF

[Spurs Team Talk @SpursTeamTalk]

The delay at half time was so predictable. Sky & VAR referees in cahoots all season, it was all set up for drama at the end with Sky showing the West players on the pitch waiting for the Spurs game to end…. We were being played for TV views & story headlines. Disgusting. #THFC

[jamie spurs alchemy 🤍 @TTIDTHFC]

Seeing all the shit coming out from haters about integrity & Villa B team, blah blah blah, this quote is more relevant than ever

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

When Paul Gascoigne writes about England’s build up to Euro 96, he says Terry Venables let the lads have a night out in Hong Kong after the warm up games.

He says he ended up drinking at the bar with Robbie Fowler.

Fowler tried chatting to a girl by saying, “Hi, what’s your name?”

Gazza told him, “What a f****** awful line. You must be able to do better, that’s really corny.”

He says they started pushing and shoving and it ended with him pouring a pint over Fowler’s head.

Then Teddy Sheringham turned up.

Gazza says he poured a pint over him as well.

Steve McManaman came over and he ended up wearing a pint too.

Gazza says he somehow ripped Steve’s T-shirt as well.

So the game for the rest of the night became simple.

Everyone had to have a pint poured over them.

And have their shirt ripped.

Then the lads told him to do Bryan Robson.

Robbo was on the coaching staff by then, standing there looking smart and not dressed like the rest of them.

Gazza says he tried to rip it only a little bit.

But when he did it, the whole of his shirt came away and Robson was left with only his collar on.

Gazza says Robson took it in good humour.

And Gazza ended up sharing a taxi home with Bryan Robson sitting there in just his shirt collar like it was completely normal.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

This roast just became a hate crime.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

THE WIND OUTSIDE WAS SO BAD

STONE COLD COULDN’T DRINK HIS BEER 😂

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

https://t.co/gQ0UFYsOvs

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

Remember: it can always be worse 🤪😳😜😢😂😂😂😂🙊

[Macca @McSnizz]

@KyleBrandt boom McNichols angry runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

[The Spurs Watch @TheSpursWatch]

‼️🎙️Ange Postecoglou on leaving Tottenham:

“It wasn’t great, I knew it was coming before the final.

We put the Spurs supporters through some tough times but there isn’t a Spurs fan that I come across that doesn’t hug me & want to take me out for dinner, so I must have done something right.” @CharDuncker

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The Tesco self-checkout worker watching me scan a carrier bag.

[Andy Sinton @AndySintonQPR]

I am now home and recovering well 💪

Forever grateful to all the medical team that cared for me along with my amazing family.

Thank you for all the messages of support which gave me strength when I needed it most.

I look forward to seeing you all soon.

Sints

🙏💙🤍💙🤍🙏

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Pensions were always exempt from inheritance tax if you died before retirement.

Not anymore.

Now your grieving family gets a tax bill.

[celtic Jaime 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

The Club can confirm the permanent transfer of Heung-Min Son to LAFC.

Thank you will never be enough, Sonny.

[That Tottenham Feed  @Tottenham_Feed]

Drunk Sonny hits different... 😜

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM

[Albo 💛🖤 @paulsteenalbo]

His missus let him sign cos all the birds in burnley have teeth like papa shangos necklace

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

“The Butcher” may just be the most cringe nickname in football history. The fact he’s shite makes it even worse

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

That man was waiting his entire life for the boys to pull up and have a Boys night 😂

[Tottenham Hotspur @1882_Tottenham]

Not a phone in sight. This is how it should be 👌👌