Task Masterson III

Try not to take me too seriously, I don't.

[Task Masterson III @McTaskmaster]

Be the plague upon those in power that God intended you to be.

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When Jensen Huang gets his next job, is he still going to be wearing the leather jacket that just made him look like a beta with only one good outfit?

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I just stopped in for a quick update to my retard friend @DoinksTheFrog

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Comedians are just philosophers with a paying gig.

@jimmycarr

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@MostlyPeaceful

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Nobody. Seriously NOBODY hates an e-girl quite as much as another e-girl.

It's funny as hell, and yes (to the e-girl reading this) I was talking about you too.

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@DoinksTheFrog Ok, this is a news network I'd actually watch.

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Whatever happened to the Sean Spicier tweets?

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@frozenaesthetic I stopped even looking at that site years ago. A good rule of thumb is to check the IMDB score. Anything with a 7.0 or more usually turns out to be ok. Very rare exceptions.

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@frozenaesthetic What a coincidence, I'm a big fan of 'Perfect Storm' too.

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@Fat_Electrician Government is just a better organized mafia.

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You have f---ing ruined my day, sir. Thank you very much.

[𝗚⃪𝗿⃪𝘂⃪𝗺⃪𝗽⃪𝘆⃪ 𝗚⃪𝗻⃪𝗼⃪𝗺⃪𝗲⃪ @Gnome4308]

GM

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@DoinksTheFrog One of my favorite stinkoc philosophers.

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Elliot Page.

Where do I pick up my prize?

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You had me at 'pillage'.

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

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New bucket list item added.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I met @CountDankulaTV
I liked him.
I shot him in the leg with a firework.

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@DoinksTheFrog You are confusing July 4th with December 16th.

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@frozenaesthetic Truth.

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@RockFeedNet It's possible, at times, to overthink a problem. You get lost in the woods of minutiae, and quickly imagine problems that do not exist.

The same thing happens when men 'talk' about their problems, it just happens faster.