Mikey

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@bryanthemeerkat Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party & Stock Image by Miya Folick!

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

I pledge allegiance to women and the gays.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

we used to have dudes named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart now we got dudes named michael

[Katrina Waters ✨ @MsKatrinaWaters]

Before all things and first and foremost I am a hater. Amen.

[me @temu_emu_]

Me and the “all that jazz” poboy in my stomach going to bed tonight

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@pulte $michaelaudler

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

The epitome of a mental breakdown before work was standing in the rain in 35° weather in the middle of S. Carrollton at 4 AM because my car decided it needed oil right then right there

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@dillonmouton Oh dope. Can’t wait to see the first teaser trailer in 2032 😌😌

[me @temu_emu_]

Farting around people who aren’t wearing their mask in public thehehehehehhehhehe toot toot 💨

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

Turtles 365 24/7

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🐢🐢😍😍🐢
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[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@Ouch_That_Hoyt Tis soon to be the season! They’re like little crawfish cabbages. Ridiculously delicious 🤤

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@Ouch_That_Hoyt Okay but have you thrown brussel sprouts in a crawfish boil? It’s a game changer.

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

Why wake up with a cup of coffee when you can step onto the kitchen floor tiles in 30° weather and get the same jolt of energy

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@sav_heller And that’s how she bumped herself up by 3 ranks

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

I have a note in my phone that ranks my friends from who would be the most helpful to the least helpful if I were on The Amazing Race and needed a partner. I will never tell them who ranks where though.

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

@sav_heller Girl, with that asthma??

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

Cracklins for breakfast 😌

[Mikey @MchlAdlr]

Very cruel of work to make me go in at 2:30 AM tomorrow 🥺