🙃

[QBgami @QBgami]

As confirmed by our data, the 2026 Texans are the first team in NFL history to go 0-4 without throwing a single interception over the first four weeks.

[Matt Williamson @WilliamsonNFL]

Will Anderson!!!!
@SamHoppen

[Bishop @BishopBetsAlot]

3v3 150$ nov/am #champs w/@Mck_1331 @Choke_God

[Pro Football Network @PFN365]

The highest-graded NFL defensive lines through 3 weeks, per PFN's DL Impact metric 😤

[Seth Walder @SethWalder]

Most pass rush wins, Week 3 thus far

1. Will Anderson Jr., Texans
2. Josh Hines-Allen, Jaguars
T3. Brandon Dorlus, Falcons
T3. Maason Smith, Falcons
5. Cameron Thomas, Falcons

[🖲️ @unemployedfc]

i’m following stroud to whatever team he goes to until caserio is fired

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

This is an insanely unserious Houston Texans football team.

All the talk in recent years about putting a “bull on a ring” has created a false sense of confidence in who this team actually is. The defense looks way too full of itself for what it’s accomplished.

Bullshit offense led by bullshit playcalling. An unserious approach to rebuilding the OL. Didn’t add enough depth at WR.

And now you’re getting beat 10-0 in the second quarter by a team that entered today with the second worst defense in NFL history through 2 weeks, allowing over 500 yards per game, while they’re missing one of their better edge rushers and their best WR on offense.

At some point, stop talking about who you think you are and actually prove it on the field.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

The kind of season you'll remember forever.

[PFF @PFF]

Most dropbacks under pressure this season

C.J. Stroud 41
Jordan Love 34
Bryce Young 34
Tyler Shough 34
Caleb Williams 33

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

Why can’t life always be this easy

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Pete Crow-Armstrong is having an ABSOLUTELY ABSURD season for the Chicago Cubs #PMSLive

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

Deeper convo this time around

Shohei has recorded 255 outs as a pitcher. He doesn’t steal bases or play defense anymore.

PCA has 355 putouts, plays 9 innings per day as the BEST defender in the sport as a Top-7 hitter.

Thats why he’s winning the WAR race

[🙃 @Mck_1331]

@PrizePicks

[シcal @nestagraphics]

Eagles get: Will Anderson Jr.

Texans get: Ownership of the Eagles franchise

46% of all land in the Philadelphia area

The entire OL

Jeff Stoutland

Both Super Bowl trophies

Jalen Carter

5 firsts from 2027-2031

Saquon Barkley

The Eagles uniform sets

& the Rocky statue

[🙃 @Mck_1331]

@DrillzOX @CelionAKz You are ass, buddy is scared of T32 kids…

[🙃 @Mck_1331]

@CelionAKz You are horrid lmao

[PFF @PFF]

The highest-graded defender in the NFL this season:

WILL ANDERSON JR

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

CJ Stroud against the Patriots...🤦‍♂️

[Derek Stingley Jr. @stingjr]

24 - zero catches
4 - zero catches
2 - zero catches / pick 6
5 - zero catches / almost every TFL

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

The Patriots had the WEAKEST schedule in the NFL in the last 20 years.

The 2025 Patriots opponents combined record: 0.386

Here are the teams closest:
• 2007 Seahawks: .414
• 2010 Chiefs: .414
• 2023 Falcons: .418
• 2012 Falcons: .422